Naa, you’ve misunderstood, Tibbles was getting fed up of people using his bench so he set up the fence
None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with *me*!
He’s just making a point … no-one shuts *me* out of anywhere!
Cats are always plotting to kill you when your back is turned, them and horses
I think you need The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Here be the instructions from the Book….*and Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [“skip a bit, brother”]… And the LORD spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it*
if you hear purring later, you’ll know it’s really the cat drilling in that area.
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Agree. Just look at those eyes…
Naa, you’ve misunderstood, Tibbles was getting fed up of people using his bench so he set up the fence
None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with *me*!
He’s just making a point … no-one shuts *me* out of anywhere!
Cats are always plotting to kill you when your back is turned, them and horses
I think you need The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Here be the instructions from the Book….*and Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [“skip a bit, brother”]… And the LORD spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it*
if you hear purring later, you’ll know it’s really the cat drilling in that area.
Free the cat!
I see those pop up zoos are beginning to take off
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