Here’s one for the mental gymnasts

Posted by CosmoLamer

26 comments
  1. According to some degenerates they tried to steal it but Trump got so many votes that he won anyway. Can’t make that shit up

  2. Does anyone else think Trump stole the 2016 election? 2016 was just a tryout for the manipulation that stole 2024?

  3. ”We stole it first! Oh, wait. Forget I said anything.”

  4. Because fascism requires that the enemy be simultaneously seen as weak and incompetent yet cunning and devious. It’s a paradox and doesn’t make any sense when you think about it logically, but facism also requires it’s followers to forego logic so it tends to not be an issue

  5. According to Trumps cult they couldn’t steal it because it was “too big to rig”

  6. If they stole 2020, that means Trump won. Which means his 2nd and final term ended 2 months ago.

  7. The same reason they did not use their secret weather machine to put out the fires in California

  8. ![gif](giphy|RfHEXGZHZxLhVG32pi|downsized)

    Red hat guys

  9. “Too big to rig” was the official line from Pumpkin Tits.

  10. Because Republicans don’t actually speak to communicate. They talk in order to obtain power.

  11. That’s simple. The repubes called dibs first on stealing it. Hope that clears it up a bit.

  12. The good news from Trumps mouth, “you will never have to vote again “

  13. The 2020 election theft was obvious but they didn’t steal 2024 because it would have been obvious!

  14. lol, remember when a bunch of loud people on fox news called Biden dropping out a coup?

  15. Every accusation is an admission. Republicans tried to steal the 2020 election and failed. Therefore, Democrats stole it.

  16. If the GOP/MAGATs control the messaging over whether not the 2020 election was stolen, then they have the PR to deflect any notions that the 2024 election was stolen. Democrats have no control over the messaging, so they don’t dare come out against any ‘more-obvious’ evidence that perhaps the 2024 election ACTUALLY was stolen by Musk for Trump.

  17. If democrats stole the 2020 election then this is already Trump’s third term and he is not qualified to be in office.

  18. It’s almost like chronic liars tell lies all the time. Of course, they aren’t concerned about it anymore, since the outcome matched their expectation. Conservatives care nothing about election integrity, only winning the popularity contests so that they can shit on the rest of us.

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