




For about 7/8 years now I’ve been collecting and posting spelling mistakes/unusual wording/sign oddities and here are some of my favourites.
by Maaatandblah





For about 7/8 years now I’ve been collecting and posting spelling mistakes/unusual wording/sign oddities and here are some of my favourites.
by Maaatandblah
39 comments
I think you and I would get along
What am I missing on the Most Haunted one?
An unusual hobby, to be sure, but as the gas man in Bottom said, “It takes all sorts, don’t it?!”
Can you describe the thrill you attain when you find one of these gems please?
For the life of me I couldn’t see the error on the first picture. Then all of a sudden it was there and I couldn’t unsee it.
Sign in a window where i deliver reads
Please leave parsils in porch
This is fantsatic
I love typo spotting. I look for them in every menu. Recently I spotted the great sentence “many of our dishes can be adopted for allergies”. The thought of adopting (instead of adapting) my meal gave me a quick smile.
What’s wrong with the Beff burgers….they taste so much better than the beef ones!
There used to be a gay bar near where I live and they had a sign on the front door during the day that read “Please deliver large packages to the rear entrance”.
If anyone wants to see more they’re all posted [here](https://www.tiktok.com/@humansignsfromearth?_t=ZN-8v14R328v3u&_r=1) with about 200 others collected over the years. It for me is a fun hobby I thought others may enjoy.
https://preview.redd.it/rcjaircgx3re1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550c6f43630ab817d39d0b4e486b112c3b89e195
Here’s one for you. Not just one error, but two. And one of them is an error of epic proportions!
Sandwich shop near my old work had “FRESH BAUGETTES” and would be annoyed when we asked about the flavours of baugettes they had.
Back in the days when I had Facebook I made the mistake of light-heartedly ribbing someone for trying to sell something they called a “Chester Drawers”. Facebook doesn’t do humour apparently.
I have an amazing one with a menu that offers a “burger on a bum”.
I loveeeeee Human Signs from Earth!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/cyuvarrky3re1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e9e9ddc4d912eed68145b524d0a24e81da3548
Kithen porter
My favourite was a shop advertising a 5% disocunt
My favourite was at the local market “flease jackets”
https://preview.redd.it/c5dx1o5py3re1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927a87776e1b85000380e33ddb7c3ed62c832b4d
Saw this in a travel agent 3 years ago and we still say it all the time
I presume that middle one intended to look for a kitten porter?
My favourite, during lockdown, the post office was closed ‘due to the currant situation’.
I imagined some poor old lady in the back stuck under a sack of dried fruits 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/2lu20bcvy3re1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b1192dfd0c8e082428815fa3a26c45bab647fa
If anyone does want to see more they’re all on here with about 200 others collected over the years.
[For your collection](https://imgur.com/a/TWx3MXN)
I want a beff burger now. Ace.
Get to your local PC World/Currys ..they currently have big posters near the checkout with “received” in big blue letters. It hit me immediately, the guy on the till smiled and said, “You’ve seen it?”. We are about same age, late 50-s, he’s worked there 30 years easy, he said all the younger staff didn’t even notice or seem to know it was a typo at all.
https://preview.redd.it/qbmxhru004re1.jpeg?width=1988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f237f495da8c560b111eae8b3d1cc526127bad7
This is one of my favourites from a few years ago, big sign in Morrisions, not a spelling mistake just weird
https://preview.redd.it/6v4c2iorz3re1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e7ad635cfd962bacf1066bbba89de704a6bc32
Cafe near me.
When are we’re open? When were we open? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m very started a similar one of people pulling weird faces with hidden sadness, like this one on the ad for Rug Doctor – from a distance, she looks happy, but close up, she has a look of “what am I doing with my *life?*”
https://preview.redd.it/p374d7c404re1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1601f3ffd37d68361667b228b826d3d071c143f8
Sandwich board outside a country pub. On one side it said, “Sunday Carverery”. On the other side it said, “Sunday Cavery”.
My favourite though, is the Burger King sign that was supposed to say “Try our new Angus Burgers”. Alas, they’d missed the ‘g’ out of “Angus”.
https://preview.redd.it/skicw60k14re1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26470f01fd4459193898f7bdadbe3d253cbebb95
My favourite that I found was a place that sold “Sweet tea” and “Unsweeteded Tea” 😂
I was once driving by a place near Lakenheath and at the crossroad was a sign for Baptist church. Except the bottom bit had faded away
So it now said
‘Rapist church’
I can only find a blurry streetview on maps annoyingly
There’s a cafe not far from me that offers cheery pie. And there used to be a pet shop a few towns over that sold hamisters and buggerigars.
I feel like you would enjoy the menu at my local kebab place (zoom in to the yellow lettering)
https://preview.redd.it/63si1av454re1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310bb54d78801de263b6799876de750097ded8ae
A neighbour of mine has a “do not empty your dogs here” sign in front of their driveway. Do you want a picture of it for your collection?
I saw a sign in skeg that said Chesse burgar.
https://preview.redd.it/nfdm6fe0b4re1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec939c24c8c4031919bddf4dd2e6a54e966d4dd5
Found this badly translated sign on a local restaurant
https://preview.redd.it/hcd0aifib4re1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09751fc8a22dcc43f15c0a47c00cefa7882b31a0
Here’s one for you I got when I ordered…well I think it’s pretty obvious by the spelling.
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