Donald Trump touted himself as the “fertilizer president” during a Women’s History Month celebration event at the White House on Wednesday.

During the event that had a number of female members of Congress in attendance, Trump spoke about his accomplishments specifically regarding fertilizer and the constant amount of BS" he spreads

“We’re gonna have tremendous goodies and chubs in the bag for women too,” he said. “The women, between the fertilizer and all the other things we’re talking about, it’s gonna be great Fertilizer I’m still very proud of it, I don’t care. I’ll be known as the fertilizer president and that’s okay. As i spread tremendous amounts of BS”

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  3. Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizard shit, FUCK!

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Donald Trump

  5. Everything he touches turns to fertilizer.

    All hail King Mierdas!

  6. He gets it. The kind of fertilizer that blows up a whole harbor and wrecks local economies. But makes big boom!

  8. That little dance he does where he looks like he’s jerking off two guys, one on each side.

    There it is. Now you can’t unsee it.

  9. He’s definitely good at producing manure from his mouth

  13. I always thought that was makeup on his face. Guess I was wrong.

  15. He isn’t wrong…..

    He IS a piece of shit person!

    Trump is a fraud, felon, rapist and traitor.

  19. Between the drugs and the dementia, his brain is complete fucking mush.

  25. This is what it’s going to take, though. Until he’s walking around on the White House lawn, in only a dirty diaper, screaming gibberish, people will still support his madness.

  26. You’re all missing it.

    He’s recently agreed to remove sanctions on Russian fertiliser trade. This slip is really important as it shows you exactly what his current priorities are.. and those are fulfilling what Putin ordered him to do, and benefitting Russia.

    He’s calling himself ‘the fertiliser president’ as Vlad’s wishes are the most important thing he’s doing right now.

  27. Apparently he forgot that it was invitro fertilization he was trying to reference, like he forgets a lot of things he’s saying cause he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about!!! So he just kept repeating fertilization which ended up being so weird and cringe and stupid, as is usual with him.

  33. The double handjob dance. Now you can’t unsee it…

  34. Look at that picture and look at the colour of his face and of his hands. He literally looks as though he has dunked his face in pig-shit.

  36. He’s throwing tariffs on our allies so that he can fund Russia’s war through fertilizer imports.

    American farmers don’t give a shit they love Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. they will gladly knock and nickel off of every ton Knowing full well that that money will go to fund mercenaries raping Ukrainian civilians.

  38. There’s enough bs coming out of his mouth to supply plenty of fertilizer

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