Shut that door, ye wurny born in a barn, is my absolute favourite 🤣

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1. Patronising low effort pish.
   Half of these aren’t “Scottish sayings” they’re just common expressions with “Scots” spellings.

2. Pure Dead Brilliant???
   What’s next? Fandabidozi?? 🤦

3. He who hingeth aboot getteth hee haw

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5. 5 – yer heids up your arse, I wouldn’t say means your talking rubbish… I would say it means your very ignorant to the world around you, whether you’re lost in thought, hung over, or misinformed your heid can be up your arse.

6. OP’s favourite should actually look like this in my experience – “Were ye born in a fucking barn!?”. It’s a rhetorical question… if said by a sibling or close friend, you could end your sentence with “yah cunt”.

7. “Skelpt” lug? I’d have said “skelpit”

8. Aye right! (the famous double positive which is a negative)

9. Care how ya go. Have a Nice Day.

10. I just heard my kiddo go Pure dead Brilliant! and Woho..

11. Dreich is a personal favourite of mine

12. Yer ma’s yer da

13. Utter shite

14. Birthday caird pish

15. Yer da sells avon should have been on there

16. I don’t know what that’s from but it’s cringe as fuck. Sort of thing you see written on tea towels for tourists.

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