Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.
Week nine sees this year's candidates face the high-pressure TV shopping task, where they must sell items live to the nation, as well as one special viewer watching at home. The teams choose products, pitch for star items and take on presenting and gallery roles. Poor product choices and pitiful presenting mean, in the boardroom, that one candidate is taken off-air.
Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.
There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.
| Name | Occupation | PM count | Twat? | Day out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Amber-Rose Badrudin | Convenience store owner | 2 | Yes | – |
| Anisa Khan | Pizza company owner | 2 | Yes | – |
| Aoibheann Walsh | Hair and beauty salon owner | – | Yes | 2 |
| Carlo Brancati | Hair transplant consultant | – | Yes | 3 |
| Chisola Chitambala | Virtual assistant company owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Dean Franklin | Air conditioning company owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Emma Rothwell | Online gift store owner | – | Yes | 1 |
| Emma Street | Corporate project manager | 1 | Yes | 8 |
| Frederick Afrifa | Motivational speaker | – | Yes | 7 |
| Dr Jana Denzel | Cosmetic dentist | 1 | Yes | 5 |
| Jonny Heaver | Tutoring company owner | – | Yes | 6 |
| Jordan Dargan | Animation entrepreneur | 1 | Yes | – |
| Keir Shave | Telemarking company owner | 1 | Yes | 7 |
| Liam Snellin | Workwear brand owner | 1 | Yes | – |
| Max England | Senior account manager | – | Yes | – |
| Melica Moshiri | Tech recruitment company owner | 1 | Yes | 8 |
| Mia Collins | Meal prep entrepreneur | 2 | Yes | – |
| Nadia Suliaman | Knightsbridge salon chain owner | 1 | Yes | 4 |
by StardustOasis
26 comments
Mia is soooooo dull when she speaks.
“I’m very very confident that I can do it.”
Famous last words.
THE GREATER GOOD
Liam mate you can hardly speak in front of a mirror
Didnt Jordan absolutely fail when he was presenting in front of three people?
Blud trying to offload some absolute shit from the stockroom
It’s a light up oven glove.
Calm down Chisola, I’ve had one of those solar powered water features and It was crap.
Mmm… Hmm… Mia you are just insulting people, you tit.
Mia, on seeing a garden fountain: ‘you might need some outdoor space’. Excellent observation
Does TJC stand for The Junk Channel?
What is the point of the light up glove?
I love how it’s always shit you’d have seen in the Innovations catalogue thirty years ago.
What’s with this challenge and inflatables
So it’s a 21st century Teasmaid?
Will there be some adult fun this year?
100% polyester? No ta
He thinks he’s in there!
Of course Faz doesn’t use the shite he peddles.
Odds of the air fryer costing more than an equivalent ninja one?
“If you live near the river… If you’re going to the sea.” Yeah, really versatile
The real winner of this task is Faz
They’re acting shocked about the choice yet about to unveil their electro oven mitts
wait, the picnic blanket folds!?
SOLD!
If you’re good at selling you don’t have to have used the item to sell it.
oh wow! a blanket that FOLDS up! i’ll take 100!
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