Where do you sit during lunch?

by Connect-Idea-1944

42 comments
  1. Why are João and Barry at different tables? I thought they are long time best friends.

  2. Can’t let Iceland sit alone, I’ll bring Finland too🫂

  3. the order of the numbers is disturbing. 1 7 2 6 5 4 3 … anyway. i choose table 2 for a critique of the lunch menue.

  4. Well, aren’t *you* fuckers all up early…

    I’m too tired to move. I’ll silently listen to Paddy blather while trying to figure out why my idiot little brother brought his *very* creepy ex along.

  5. doesn’t matter where you sit.

    You’ll only be able to hear table .1 over anything else.

    ¡VAMOS!

  6. Assuming I get to eat whatever they’re having at each table: 5 or 2 for breakfast, 2 or 4 for lunch, 1 or 2 for dinner. 3 and 7 are cursed, and table 6 just seems like a crappy version of some of the other tables.

    If I have to bring my own food, I’ll just stick to 5.

  7. If you decide to make the mistake of not forgetting Iceland then they take over Finlands spot!

  8. 2 is that toxic couple that publicly argues, cheats, and breaks up multiple times.

  9. You can probably hear table one from the building next door

  10. I’m taking a cab home to eat. No way I’m staying there.

  11. Belgium, Ireland and I’m assuming Congo? No, I think I’ll try my hand with the CHAD table or Nordicks.

  12. Number 1 table be the main characters in the series, best friends since kid-garden with the best stories.

    I can make a whole lore about them and sell it to netflix and make a hit tv show.

  13. But I don’t want to sit with the Swiss and the Australians
    🙁

  14. On table 4, we’ll sometimes communicate with table 3 by means of staring and nodding.

  15. Greenland is the weird cousin that moved to the town and now they follow us around.

  16. 1, I want to be famous in the school so I need to friends with the yes life people

  17. From Belgium. I’d love to sit on the mediterranean table together with my Dutch and Luxie bros. I mean… I really love the vibe, especially the Italians and Portuguese. 😊 And also the Greeks are very kind people.

  18. 3, I love Finland and Nordics in general

    Edit: or 7 so Iceland doesn’t feel alone

  19. Today’s topics at lunch for table 4:

    – Which Startrek distro is the best and why?
    – Can synchronous motors operate without stalling under overload conditions? Why or why not?
    – Vim vs. Emacs (could get emotional here)
    – How to manage personal finances better

    And every Wednesday we play Magic cards

  20. The empty table between 1 and 7, with noise cancelling headphones (so I can hear what 1 is talking about at a normal volume)

  21. Invite Iceland to table 3, so we can all make fun of Finland but if anyone else makes fun of them, we all defend Finland.

  22. The only reason Switzerland is allowed to sit on our table is because it’s Parents have a swimming Pool and are rarely at home

  23. I’m sitting with Iceland, they’re just the sweetest people

  24. Finland should be alone at another table.

    Not because the Nordics didn’t like him, or didn’t invite him to their table. He just prefers to be alone and in silence

  25. 5. I think Congo would have problems with getting grips of the food, I’d be inclined to give them a helping hand.

  26. 4, with the cool guys, while we make fun of Pierre and Barry arguing.

  27. …. Why divide Benelux? What an insult. What do we have in common with Lousy Liechtenstein and Micro Monaco ?! Luxembourg is big big. Bigly big country.

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