Now, to be fair, Elon never made it seem he cured somebody’s hemophilia.
One has a number one song written about him. The other is Elon Musk.
random fun fact:Christopher Lee actually met Rasputin’s assassins of and by the way the assassination of Rasputin is one of the most insane stories I’ve ever heard het got poisoned, shot and thrown into a freezing river (this was in December by the way In St Petersburg) and he was still alive obviously he died after a while but still….
Rasputin stories are actually interesting.
Rasputin survived being shot and poisoned.
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Rasputin didn’t have a tiny dick.
Rasputin wasn’t bald and bought shitty hair plugs?
There was a certain man
From Pretoria I think
He was weak and pale
In his brain a Neuralink
Most people look at him
As an obnoxious prick
But for fourteen kids
Baby daddy makes them sick
He can reach the MAGAs like a preacher
Full of grievances and dread
But as Chief Executive Officer
He kills companies dead
Elon, Elon Musk
In almighty DOGE we trust
Now there’s a douche whose judgment is gone
Elon, Elon Musk
Donald sucking on his putz
Hope he’s deported before too long
One of them didn’t use his children as human shields.
And how did that work out for the Russian oligarchs?
Rasputin had a giant dick
I doubt Musk could handle 1/5 of what Rasputin faced when he met his end.
Rasputin was relatively…..pretty fucking cool. Elon Musk? Who cares?
I would actually trust the guy on the right.
The one on the left will die if he gets a bad paper cut.
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Rasputin didn’t have a botched implant.
The one on the left is Rasputin, {known for being a mystic and faith healer as well as a imperial toady} before the beard.
The one on the right is Russia’s greatest love machine.
The one on the left is a machine with the greatest love for Russia.
Something something ones big ones small
One made electric cars and the other made rejected tsars.
No one cares. Stop giving idiots attention.
I cannot hate the one with the beard. Fuck that other guy
One of them has a massive dick, the other is a massive dick, who also has a botched penis.
Wasn’t Rasputin wildly charismatic?
The one on the Right was perversely beloved by others.
Dick size not shown. Trick question
Holy shit I know this is satire, but I never connected the dots until I saw this. Elon is secretly pulling Trump’s lady bits isn’t he.
Easy: one’s a cunt and the other worked for the Russians…oh wait..
Elon doesn’t razz Putin
Rasputin had a working dick…
Hardware differences
https://preview.redd.it/eeb9l5inmqre1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f583bd329f31f6d45b94dbda30a68220f5a78e3
Now, to be fair, Elon never made it seem he cured somebody’s hemophilia.
One has a number one song written about him. The other is Elon Musk.
random fun fact:Christopher Lee actually met Rasputin’s assassins of and by the way the assassination of Rasputin is one of the most insane stories I’ve ever heard het got poisoned, shot and thrown into a freezing river (this was in December by the way In St Petersburg) and he was still alive obviously he died after a while but still….
Rasputin stories are actually interesting.
Rasputin survived being shot and poisoned.
[deleted]
Rasputin didn’t have a tiny dick.
Rasputin wasn’t bald and bought shitty hair plugs?
There was a certain man
From Pretoria I think
He was weak and pale
In his brain a Neuralink
Most people look at him
As an obnoxious prick
But for fourteen kids
Baby daddy makes them sick
He can reach the MAGAs like a preacher
Full of grievances and dread
But as Chief Executive Officer
He kills companies dead
Elon, Elon Musk
In almighty DOGE we trust
Now there’s a douche whose judgment is gone
Elon, Elon Musk
Donald sucking on his putz
Hope he’s deported before too long
One of them didn’t use his children as human shields.
And how did that work out for the Russian oligarchs?
Rasputin had a giant dick
I doubt Musk could handle 1/5 of what Rasputin faced when he met his end.
Rasputin was relatively…..pretty fucking cool. Elon Musk? Who cares?
I would actually trust the guy on the right.
The one on the left will die if he gets a bad paper cut.
Rasputin didn’t need hair plugs
Elon is not Americas greatest love machine
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