What an embarrassment

Posted by Formal-Goose-1165

36 comments
  1. eh, he was in the Marines, deployed to iraq (non-combat). 🤷🏽‍♂️ Most likely to get out of his shithole Ohio town that held no options for him.

  2. This is the type of asshole, that can order the torture and death of others.

  3. Aww, he’s back to trying Rogain on his face for more pretend virility hair.

  4. He’s sporting the “shoot me first, I’m a very important person” badge.

  5. Don’t insult Ralph Wiggum like that by using him in a meme for JD Vance. Sure Ralph may be completely dumb, but he’s not an actively malicious person.

  6. I’ll be damn’, he looks like a doofus in a comedy sketch. The best casting director could’t have picked a better option for the platoon’s idiot in a comedy flick.

  7. Aw, they let him play dress up with their special toys. What a big boy.

  8. Since Greenland was a flop, the Trump administration will send him to North Sentinel Island instead to establish diplomatic relations.

    >Let me tell you folks Trump Gaza was just the beginning. Trump Hotel and Resort North Sentinel Island. Tropical paradise in the Indian Ocean. Beautiful place. We need to establish diplomatic relations and make a deal, I know deals. JD will be our man on the scene.

  9. “Look at me, the military says I’m at sub-Marine standards! That means I can go under water. Semper fish sticks!“

  10. I feel like he’s the kind of moron that thinks this will endear him to the military 🤦‍♂️

  11. Check out the bullseye he put on his chest. And I’m sure he’d demand people salute him in an active war zone.

  12. Sergeant Couch Cushion saw active duty during the Furniture Wars. He received a Marine Corps Expeditionary Medal for leading the charge on Divan Hill. Later was dishonorably discharged for consorting with an enemy Futon.

  13. 1940’s MAGA: “OMG Winston Churchill didn’t wear a suit when visiting the WhiteHouse! Hitler would have worn a suit!”

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