My brother just spotted an impressive looking yacht while out walking his dog. Turns out it belongs to Mark Zuckerburg. $300million it's worth according to the DailyWail.
by Skyethom
My brother just spotted an impressive looking yacht while out walking his dog. Turns out it belongs to Mark Zuckerburg. $300million it's worth according to the DailyWail.
by Skyethom
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Anyone got a jetski and rocket launcher?
Here’s hoping there’s a particularly aggressive pod of orcas in the area.
How do we notify the orcas?
North of Skye 15 mins ago, probably heading to the summer Isles as a guest of our ‘local’ demi billionaire vulture capitalist.
Give it 30 mins before Scottish media slavishly report it with all the obsequiousness they can muster.
Maybe he could buy Inverness Caley Jags…
On my way. Just packing my flippers and a drill
Quick, get the wickerman built
I bet he drinks his own pish.
What is reddit’s opinion on zuckerberg?
Is he currently okay? or is he hated like like some of the other super rich?
If we’re lucky he’ll stray into the BUTEC waters near Applecross.
Where’s the Gulf of Corryvreckan when you need it?
Crap. Weather is supposed to improve over the next few days.
If it was pishing it down – it might have put him off so he wouldn’t want to come back.
Zuckerbergs here and he brought the good weather with him
[pics](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=c658d6c430e1c367&rlz=1CDGOYI_enIE1147IE1147&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=AHTn8zolsl2PZ3-5rCU_OVczbJMucYURSQ:1743348627062&q=zuckerberg+launchpad+yacht&udm=2&fbs=ABzOT_CWdhQLP1FcmU5B0fn3xuWpA-dk4wpBWOGsoR7DG5zJBnsX62dbVmWR6QCQ5QEtPRrN1KFHti9EP_dqC742rxzHOflpCk-fK7JoCi_SGMG4BpMnQDLD-r2Mv-oW5B95wwo-cvsgWKQU5qE72e4ifXC6thwD6iVXG4s1NMuqnU6N7KWWy3-bZ9-hs6P2q1shF2f_NjqbOw_Z6a4c-YiqdHMyRKykvA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjE2Irdj7KMAxUhT0EAHVgVK2AQtKgLegQIFBAB&biw=375&bih=639&dpr=3). It’s called Launchpad. There’s also a support vessel called wingman.
Isn’t Exercise Joint Warrior in the Minch soon? Lossie Typhoons could use his yacht for target practice.
Anyone feel like reawakening our Viking spirit?
I hope a seagull melts his pus
It’s called Launchpad cos he’s a fucking weapon.
Like the mini-Trump he is, he wants to annex Harris.
Torpedo eins……los!
“flood the torpedo tubes 1 and 2”
Hope he shites a hedgehog
Hope it fucking sinks
Tbf Skye is the most beautiful place in the world IMO so I don’t blame him.
…just a shame his mere presence now demotes Skye to the worst. At least until he leaves.
On his way to Vlad
Sink it!
The Scottish people have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…
Hoist the colours!
How do we release Nessie and the Kracken?
Did he really name his ship ‘Launchpad’
Oh god he did…
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