BBC presenter reveals he ‘nearly fainted’ after penis pushed inside his body

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1. Really enjoyed the show he did when he took some psychedelic made from tree bark or some shit and trips balls for hours.

2. “The documentarian does, however, approach any rituals with zero prejudice. ‘Who the hell am I to judge these people anyway?’ he says, listing the ways he contributes to carbon emissions on a daily basis, from heating his home to driving.”

   When someone is trying desperately to jam your own cock back into your body, you might want to start judging at least a little.

   Wild read that.

   He sounds like a Guardian readers wet dream.

3. I remember watching this. The tribesmen doing it are all pissing themselves laughing and he was on the verge of throwing up and dropping to the floor. Pretty brutal stuff.

   I think he said it was the worst experience he’s ever had.

4. He said that at the time? He’s just remembering I guess.

5. Should probably have edited the headline to show that it was *his* penis.

6. I remember this.

   Watch it with my dad.

   Weird bonding moment for us both I think

7. > A BBC star has revealed the intense physical reaction he had when an attempt was made to ‘push his penis back into his body’.

   Mate, that isn’t how you transition.

8. To be fair though, he’s got a decent retort if someone tells him to go fuck himself

9. Eh? Isn’t this really easy and painless to do? Am I missing something?

10. Someone needs to send this story to Karl Pilkington

11. He’s definitely going to end up spewing, shitting and wildly tripping if I’m remembering the previous series correctly.

12. Who else thought this was a Jimmy Savile encounter?

13. I remember this! He had to humble brag his penis was too big. The bit they couldn’t fit in his body was meant to be wrapped in a leaf but they couldn’t make it work for him so he got like a little pouch over the end. Either that or he had multiple dick covering episodes and I’m mixing them up

14. Well, lube and maybe a more careful partner might help with that, no?

15. Wonder how the conversation went that led his penis to being pushed halfway inside his body and at what point he said what the fuck are you doing

16. I can’t imagine how that would even work. There’s no gap for it to go into

17. Hmm, well, these Indigenous communities tell him these things are customs but secretly they’re pranking him 😉

    “Hey, that dickhead presenter from the BBC is visiting us”
    “Great! What gruesome shit can we persuade him to do?”
    “How about we tell him it’s customary for men to have their cocks shoved back up themselves?!
    “LOL, yeah, do it”

18. Ah Tribes coming back. Brilliant. Loved the original series’. Parry’s a don too.

19. one of those occasions where men really do store piss in the ballsack.

20. Really enjoyed watching Tribe back whenever it was. Would watch again just to see his ‘polite but uncomfortable’ face when they suggest things for him to do. Seemed like a nice fella

21. The things you have to do to get a job at the BBC these days….

22. lol what a great headline.  They knew exactly what they were doing. 

23. Well, millions of men love it and you don’t see them having a hissy fit about it do you?

24. Westerners should not be getting involved in these practices

25. Was he erect when this happened. How can that insert itself when flabby?

26. For further context:

    >Which reminds me. After the Kombai had encouraged Parry to stick a bone – actually, a sago thorn – through his septum (“agony”), they encouraged him to wear his penis inside rather than outside his body, just like them. For reasons of hygiene, he assumes. Apart from the odd gourd, they are a naked people and the ants crawl everywhere.
    >”Well,” he says, pouring a glass of hazelnut liqueur over his tiramisu. “They push it back inside and then they wrap the residue of their foreskin in a leaf and tie it with tree bark that has been filed into a bit of string. So it looks like your penis is nothing, a macaroon. To make mine like that, this guy grabbed the end of it and squeezed it hard; a very strange sensation, like your foreskin is a sausage roll and your penis is the meat that is shooting back inside your body.” The awful thing was that, for once in his life, Parry’s communication skills let him down. “I was trying to say, by sign language, ‘I don’t want to do this, I don’t want to do this!’, but they didn’t understand.” You can’t help but wonder if the Kombai were just having a laugh.
    >“And I wasn’t supposed to move, but I did, just an inch, and then nearly fainted with the pain. Sweat poured out of me. I was in a very weird way. What delicious tiramisu.”

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