Also, we would dance around the Maypole….

by IrisGalee

37 comments
  1. Singing fi-de-fi, what a lucky boy/girl am I. And the meals would be gravy, and the sweets would be cheap, and guns were a sci-fi fantasy, and TV had not been invented yet so we went outside.

  2. Let’s not kid ourselves, he means being in the same room as black or asian kids. Completely unsegregated.

    It offends his apartheid sensibilities.

  3. I must be weird. My school meals were amazing.
    I went to Hightown Secondary Modern in Southampton.
    Steak pie,
    Beef curry,
    Fish and chips,
    Goulash,
    All great.
    Always Salad.

    The deserts
    Fruit pie,
    Chocolate sponge,
    Treacle pudding,
    Custard
    Shortbread with an artificial cream swirl.
    Honestly, my mouths watering just thinking about them.

  4. Bland would have been an improvement on my school dinners growing up. There was too much flavour and none of it was good.

  5. Coming from a man who resembles a manifested apparition of childhood trauma

  6. Honestly, I’m not the most patriotic Brit out there but seeing how America is at least makes me think no matter how bad things get here it could be a lot worse

  7. Because no school here has ever had to go inro lock down because if a shooter, kids dont go into debt to afford lunches, and family and friends dont die because they cant afford healthcare.

  8. Maybe he should wonder more about his failing Car business

  9. Country Dancing lessons because…..err….no….I’ve got nothing.

  10. It’s not an issue with the guns it’s an issue with the people, Switzerland is an amazing example of this. There’s just something wrong with some Americans

  11. Coming from the country that has to start chanting the letters of their acronym as a trauma response

  12. For 70’s and 80’s kids, I believe our severe childhood trauma was watching Watership Down…

  13. I’m sure growing up in apartheid South Africa was much nicer.

  14. Or in his home country when apartheid meant those kids that weren’t Betty blue eyes could not go to school and if they tried a far right mob would kill them.

    I started British schooling in the 80s and the most trauma we was them making g you believe those national record of achievement books dictated your whole life 😂

  15. Pretty much every single depiction of American school made me very glad to have gone to school in the UK. US schools are a nightmare in comparison.

    Oh, and UK science teachers are actually able to teach pupils about evolution without any sort of protest or controversy whatsoever.

  16. That one mean school teacher that apparently had his dong done, and we ALL had that teacher!

  17. We didn’t have time to get trauma, too busy working down pit.

  18. I was in school early 2000s and the food was quite good actually. I did go to a bit of posh school I will admit.

  19. Yeah school dinners were awful, that’s why I made my own packed lunches.

    I’d think Olive the cook from the Bash Street Kids was cooking from the smell..

  20. What WAS that toilet paper all about though? My theory was that it was to deliberately discourage you from using the school toilet, therefore reducing the cleaning needed.

  21. Everything this clown says about the UK shows he knows NOTHING about the the UK

  22. Has Elon Musk not heard of a wet paper towel? It heals all scars, both physical and mental.

  23. Musk is a walking, talking example of how bad childhood trauma can fuck you up. A life growing up as a child in Britian with a loving family would have done him the world of good!

  24. He literally got smacked unconscious in school, he’s a walking example of a series of untreated conditions fuelled by ket.

  25. Elon the master of the universe, he sees all he knows all, no wait.. he’s an immigrant drug snaffler with a passion for sucking limp dick

  26. To be fair, 80s childhood in the northeast was pretty grim. Mass unemployment, miners strikes, constant TV warnings of nuclear war and we were all going to die of AIDS. Still wouldn’t swap it for the situation in the US.

  27. Coming from a South African this is a great take. What a cunt he is

  28. Mentioning school dinners I can still taste the liver and onions with the scoop of cold mash…

  29. If you grew up in Larne you’d probably want one to speed up your exit

  30. To be fair, until April of 1999, we didn’t even think about it. Our lunches were made with bread from the local prison & you could tell.

  31. After Dunblane I was pretty scared of a homicidal gun nut in school tbh.

  32. Turkey Twizzlers and mash for lunch was top notch.

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