Jesus told me so

Posted by dittidot

16 comments
  1. ![gif](giphy|FxJVMGO7ggluBzeVp6|downsized)

    Your daddy is waiting for you orange 🍊 man

  2. “Jesus hates you for this we know! For Jesus just told you so!”

  3. “Why did you put me in a cage, Donald?”

    Whatever you do unto the least among you, you do unto me.

  4. >You’re an assholke?

    huh? why did jesus make it a question

  5. Let’s be honest. The Rapist in Chief, the oligarchs that are dismantling our government, and the bottom dwellers in MAGA would absolutely arrest and deport Jesus to El Salvador or Guantanamo the moment he opened his mouth.

    A brown, socialist, immigrant talking about loving each other and taking care of the poor and weak among us. Straight to the concentration camps Jesus would go.

  6. Trump might live for a third term if Satan keeps on refusing his soul 

  7. “Jesus? Barely know the guy. Many people are saying he’s polling terribly.”

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