Greenland: We have bought Donald Trump

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1. From the article:

   >During a cash audit in Greenland after the election on March 11, the DKK 400 billion (approx 55 billion Euros) from cryolite extraction suddenly appeared. Instead of Donald Trump buying Greenland, it has now made it possible for Greenland to buy Donald Trump.

2. How can they have bought Donald Trump when Elon Musk owns him?

3. God I love April 1st

4. This fucker Trump is not even 1$ worth…

5. Trump is not a russian asset, but a Nazi one. Same for some people in the republican party. 
   Now that an orange Nazi has become president, it is time to rewrite History: Nazi Germany, altjough destroyed, won WW2 by 4D Chess.

6. Check the date

7. Did you pay more than Putin?

8. Why not. Everyone else has.

9. Resale value is shit, I’m sure.

10. Everything has a price, even Donald and since Musk is losing his fortune, Donald needed some other business partner to keep his sinking ship (the US) afloat, Greenland was the best option.

11. Gross. Why would anyone want to buy that?

12. You don’t need to play this monopoly money game of theirs though. They can print as much dollars as they want, and they do, so just fence them out let them play internally.

13. I read this wrong and was quite shocked for a minute

14. But they have to buy him from Ruzzia

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