If only it was true, it would give the pigeons something to shit on.
He deserves it. Finest London mayor in nearly a decade.
No April fools joke from a newspaper has ever been funny or will ever be funny
Have GB News bitten on this yet? Where’s the comment from Trump or Musk?
We need a BoJo one too!!!!
*Checks date*
Grand so, sounds normal to me.
You know it’s an April Fools joke because theres no way anything in the UK gets built within a year of being announced
khant believe it m8, proper chuffed
The main problem I have with this is that it isn’t high enough, and also it’s quoted in imperial measurements. He deserves a 50m high statue at the very least.
XD
I went straight to the comments section in the article but was disappointed…. They should have not put the April fools declaration at the end…. I am sure there was much gammony frothing at the mouths up until that point…
Hahahahahahahaha
He should a stately pleasure dome decree
Joking apart what is ‘Newsshopper’? It’s always popping up on my phone with crappy stories!
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Ha ha this will trigger so many people. 😂
’tis first of April after all.
If only it was true, it would give the pigeons something to shit on.
He deserves it. Finest London mayor in nearly a decade.
No April fools joke from a newspaper has ever been funny or will ever be funny
Have GB News bitten on this yet? Where’s the comment from Trump or Musk?
We need a BoJo one too!!!!
*Checks date*
Grand so, sounds normal to me.
You know it’s an April Fools joke because theres no way anything in the UK gets built within a year of being announced
khant believe it m8, proper chuffed
The main problem I have with this is that it isn’t high enough, and also it’s quoted in imperial measurements. He deserves a 50m high statue at the very least.
XD
I went straight to the comments section in the article but was disappointed…. They should have not put the April fools declaration at the end…. I am sure there was much gammony frothing at the mouths up until that point…
Hahahahahahahaha
He should a stately pleasure dome decree
Joking apart what is ‘Newsshopper’? It’s always popping up on my phone with crappy stories!
Statue also doubles as a mosque.
https://preview.redd.it/lt6naxsqe7se1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f794615307e43bf52fe4ebc9e849f9e658967a6a
He deserves it – greatest Mayor London has has so far🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧😎

I support our great leader
On top of Western Europe’s new biggest mega-mosque right?
April Fools day. Good one.
And remember just one vote for Khan buys a burst blood vessel in a GB News viewer’s temple.
April Fools
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