Mega rich Russian oligarch dies in ‘tragic shooting range accident’ aged 46

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/mega-rich-russian-oligarch-dies-34974826

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  1. And after the shooting, he accidentally fell out of a 12 story window.

  3. Aw…could pooty-poot not find a convenient window?

  6. I’m dead sure that was an accident. Happens all the time.

  8. Let me guess: he dared question Putin’s invasion of Ukraine and meddling with Israel (remember it was Putin that gave Hamas the Israeli security intel via Trump, and Netanyahu is pals with Putin.)

  10. His wealth accidentally fell into Putins bank accounts immediately after.

  11. Between 2014 and 2017 there were 38 such tragic accidents in the Russian oligarch community.

  12. Tragic is not a word I’d apply to this title.

    Mega Rich Oligarchs do not die tragically, they live tragically.

  16. I’m thinking a hunting trip is long overdue for Vladimir Putin. ‼️

  17. In Russia if your death doesn’t involve falling out a window it’s listed as un natural causes.

  18. I’m just imagining the Russian Assassin being like “every day is same, I push out window, I push out window, I push out window, is it too much to ask for some variety?” And then Putin being the big old softy that he is just says “boy do I have some great news for you!”

  20. Putin must have liked him, a bullet is so much better than falling off a balcony or radiation poisoning!

  22. There was path of several dozen boolets and comrade walked through them.

  23. Pavel Izbrekht, known for never drinking tea, and avoiding windows for his entire life, is befallen while shooting with friends.

  24. Maybe it’s easier to understand now why our own billionaires strangely adjusted their actions so uniformly.

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