Literally a crime punishable by 6 months in jail to mess with them.
Leave ‘em be mate
That’s a collared dove… think they might be protected
The pigeon is asserting its dominance against you. This time next month you will be demoted into the nest. In all seriousness the pigeon is fine want do any harm let them be.
It is a collared dove mate and it’s illegal and immoral to disturb any nesting bird
That’s a lot of sticks for a pigeon nest, are you in a posh area?
He’ll be fine, but just forewarn him, the BBC might charge him for a TV license
hes already moved in and got his sky dish installed, at this point its going to involve a long winded legal process to evict him.
i’d ask him if you can connect up to the dish tho, since he installed it on your house without permission and apparently his TV hasnt even turned up yet.
As a very hormonal woman tonight, sad pigeon nests make me cry. 3 sticks, a chewing gum and a fag butt 😭
Pigeons are notoriously shit a building nests. That’s as good as it gets and it ain’t gonna get any better.
Pigeons are so comically bad at building nests but then I think about why and then I make myself sad and then I’m crying about pigeons.
Pigeons are renowned for making shit nests.
Omg this happened to my parents house…my dad hung up a CD so the reflection would ward the pigeon off, but eventually it gave up.
Put something soft underneath for the baby pigeons to land on. They are terrible at taking care of their young, we had to take one to the rescue last year as it was just abandoned in our garage, there was shit absolutely everywhere.
This reminds me of a not-very-pc joke my friend once made:
What do you call those little boxes on the back of satellite dishes? Council houses.
I had it one year and it was fine until I started finding bird mites around the window nearest the satellite dish.
Our neighbours’ dish had a pair setup nest on it. They come back every year to continue the tradition.
Yes, yes, yes.
r/shittybirdnests
r/stupiddovenests
Every year, 2 nest behind my sky dish. Every year the eggs drop straight through the nest. I want them to move on ‘cos I think kids will cement their relationship.
Could just shoo it off and let nature take it’s course. You’re paying for that.
Mate, that’s a dove, they mate for life.
That’s a finished nest, there.
All depends on if you’re prepared to end a life so you can watch some shit TV…
Had a couple a few years ago. I’d say leave them. Didn’t do anything to my house other than make the tv go a bit weird every once in a blue moon
SKY is the limit for these birds
Absolutely, crack on lad 🐦
Pigeons make crappy nests because naturally they are safe on cliff faces. Which is why they like cities. The buildings make them think they’re cliffs
You are not legally allowed to disturb a nesting bird. It also shouldn’t do any harm.
Be prepared for the coos… if that’s near a bedroom window, they’ll ruin your sleep more than anything. I think there are also restrictions on when you can disturb nests.
I say this as I hear pigeons scrabbling around *in* the roof above me (landlord knows so not my problem, I’m moving soon and I love birds). There are at least 2 pairs up there, and the cooing starts at daft o’clock and it is **loud**. 😆
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It won’t harm your signal
No pigeons should not be smoking crack
That’s an astonishingly opulent nest for a pigeon. You’ve got an artisan builder there, don’t cramp their style.
Illegal to interfere with nesting birds
Sky tv is still a thing?
Leave him alone hes happy
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These didn’t do any harm
r/stupiddovenests
Sky will probably charge him a monthly fee.
Literally a crime punishable by 6 months in jail to mess with them.
Leave ‘em be mate
That’s a collared dove… think they might be protected
The pigeon is asserting its dominance against you. This time next month you will be demoted into the nest. In all seriousness the pigeon is fine want do any harm let them be.
It is a collared dove mate and it’s illegal and immoral to disturb any nesting bird
That’s a lot of sticks for a pigeon nest, are you in a posh area?
You could sell tickets to that masterpiece.
Undercover TV License Pigeon:
*nice 2 meat u*
*building nest hair*
*got planning permission*
*no i dont lay eggs idiot*
*go away*
*nice dish btw*
*….*
*using bbc eye player?*
*got important question 4 u*
*let me pick ur brain*
*….*
*got tv license?*
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I had one like this but a raven stole all the eggs and then it blew away in the wind 😕
At least yours bothered to build a nest.
https://preview.redd.it/09aj4cko4ase1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9707e9e10e94b6fbb9784bbfaa6b0e0b243875d2
Mine shit all over the wall.
If I fits, I sits
Fuxk that, REMOVED
He’ll be fine, but just forewarn him, the BBC might charge him for a TV license
hes already moved in and got his sky dish installed, at this point its going to involve a long winded legal process to evict him.
i’d ask him if you can connect up to the dish tho, since he installed it on your house without permission and apparently his TV hasnt even turned up yet.
As a very hormonal woman tonight, sad pigeon nests make me cry. 3 sticks, a chewing gum and a fag butt 😭
Pigeons are notoriously shit a building nests. That’s as good as it gets and it ain’t gonna get any better.
Pigeons are so comically bad at building nests but then I think about why and then I make myself sad and then I’m crying about pigeons.
Pigeons are renowned for making shit nests.
Omg this happened to my parents house…my dad hung up a CD so the reflection would ward the pigeon off, but eventually it gave up.
Put something soft underneath for the baby pigeons to land on. They are terrible at taking care of their young, we had to take one to the rescue last year as it was just abandoned in our garage, there was shit absolutely everywhere.
This reminds me of a not-very-pc joke my friend once made:
What do you call those little boxes on the back of satellite dishes? Council houses.
I had it one year and it was fine until I started finding bird mites around the window nearest the satellite dish.
Our neighbours’ dish had a pair setup nest on it. They come back every year to continue the tradition.
Yes, yes, yes.
r/shittybirdnests
r/stupiddovenests
Every year, 2 nest behind my sky dish. Every year the eggs drop straight through the nest. I want them to move on ‘cos I think kids will cement their relationship.
Could just shoo it off and let nature take it’s course. You’re paying for that.
Mate, that’s a dove, they mate for life.
That’s a finished nest, there.
All depends on if you’re prepared to end a life so you can watch some shit TV…
Had a couple a few years ago. I’d say leave them. Didn’t do anything to my house other than make the tv go a bit weird every once in a blue moon
SKY is the limit for these birds
Absolutely, crack on lad 🐦
Pigeons make crappy nests because naturally they are safe on cliff faces. Which is why they like cities. The buildings make them think they’re cliffs
You are not legally allowed to disturb a nesting bird. It also shouldn’t do any harm.
Be prepared for the coos… if that’s near a bedroom window, they’ll ruin your sleep more than anything. I think there are also restrictions on when you can disturb nests.
I say this as I hear pigeons scrabbling around *in* the roof above me (landlord knows so not my problem, I’m moving soon and I love birds). There are at least 2 pairs up there, and the cooing starts at daft o’clock and it is **loud**. 😆
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