Taking into account the duration of their empire and the size of their colonies the most productive,and efficient colonizers were the Danes and the Latvians. Well done guys, you’re one of us.
You think they didn’t have slavery before our arrival?
You forget the dutch and Portugal ironically became a colony of us in 1580 jaja
We actually invited you over Pedro, but as usual, the weather didn’t cooperate. Could have had a joint Catholic empire
What is pretty based it that we never colonized Japan. The Portuguese failed with their religious bullshit, then us Dutchies were like “we’re nothing like dem João, pls trade with us, we don’t give a fuck about religion”. And they agreed 😀
You’re wellcome, world.
Now keep walking! That gold is not going to be stolen by itself!!
Hän! Bring a few more slaves from Africa! Yes, speak to the locals, they’ll have the slaves already prepared!
To be fair, we also made everyone love our food, like nobody in Asia would have pepper, chili or egg tarts. That slavery thing we simply picked up from those African tribes who were already having fun catching and selling their people
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Indeed, how could they!
I know it’s a thing for us to be short and hairy, but that’s a bit too far now.
Idiots. Why colonize America if you can colonize France?
[The rest of the world living in their slavery free utopias before the European colonial powers showed up according to the internet
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Taking into account the duration of their empire and the size of their colonies the most productive,and efficient colonizers were the Danes and the Latvians. Well done guys, you’re one of us.
https://preview.redd.it/97q9hn6r9ase1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246d72aa5efdb38a097ef785a70ea851f4c7e804
You think they didn’t have slavery before our arrival?
You forget the dutch and Portugal ironically became a colony of us in 1580 jaja
We actually invited you over Pedro, but as usual, the weather didn’t cooperate. Could have had a joint Catholic empire
What is pretty based it that we never colonized Japan. The Portuguese failed with their religious bullshit, then us Dutchies were like “we’re nothing like dem João, pls trade with us, we don’t give a fuck about religion”. And they agreed 😀
You’re wellcome, world.
Now keep walking! That gold is not going to be stolen by itself!!
Hän! Bring a few more slaves from Africa! Yes, speak to the locals, they’ll have the slaves already prepared!
To be fair, we also made everyone love our food, like nobody in Asia would have pepper, chili or egg tarts. That slavery thing we simply picked up from those African tribes who were already having fun catching and selling their people
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