The Toblerone is no longer made in Switzerland, so now the Matterhorn is no longer our problem.
Let’s leave the Italians deal with that mountain, it’s too costly to maintain the shape: the whole summer is spent breaking rocks, polishing, gluing new rocks to make the mountain looks more like the postcard photos, … such a mess.
This is not acceptable! It has been a Major landmark for years and although climate change is melting glaciers and is changing the borders between Switzerland Italy, it still doesn’t warrant a such a monumental loss. The only thing that makes sense is that 2nd April is still valid for April’s fool.
1st of April joke most definitely
Before I realized it was an April fool’s joke, I realized I don’t actually give a shit.
Let them have it. Who cares? It’s a beautiful mountain no matter what country it’s in. A rose by any other name and so forth…
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It makes total sense.
The Toblerone is no longer made in Switzerland, so now the Matterhorn is no longer our problem.
Let’s leave the Italians deal with that mountain, it’s too costly to maintain the shape: the whole summer is spent breaking rocks, polishing, gluing new rocks to make the mountain looks more like the postcard photos, … such a mess.
This is not acceptable! It has been a Major landmark for years and although climate change is melting glaciers and is changing the borders between Switzerland Italy, it still doesn’t warrant a such a monumental loss. The only thing that makes sense is that 2nd April is still valid for April’s fool.
1st of April joke most definitely
Before I realized it was an April fool’s joke, I realized I don’t actually give a shit.
Let them have it. Who cares? It’s a beautiful mountain no matter what country it’s in. A rose by any other name and so forth…
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