If we do it, we are right, If they do it should be a crime
Definitely true. I’ll make the most vicious despicable comments about the French, but if a yank dares to talk shit about them I’ll become the most committed Francophile of all time.
I will beat my brother’s arse, but I also defend my family from strangers.
Fuck the yanks if they think they can badmouth that bunch of arrogant assholes that live north of us.
I mean, they are americ*ns. They don’t have any legs to stand on.
We Barrys and Pierres have a long and storied history of spending our time beating the ever-loving shite out of each other. Even now we continue to fight each other viciously, though nowadays the weapons used are words instead of muskets.
But make no mistake, only WE get to make fun of our smelly, baguette-munching brothers. I’d be ashamed if I *didn’t* stand up for them every time a savage tried to have a go at these wine-guzzling skunks. Besides, those savages have enough on their plate to worry about; figuratively and literally. 🇬🇧❤️🇫🇷
Fucking yanks think everything is permitted. If i want to get shat on its definitely not by an overwight walmart trash goblin on a mobility scooter. Only Eurobros have this right. And it is an earned right, not one that is owed
There are only two things stronger than my innate campanilismo, one is my hatred of the French, the other is my hatred for the yanks who hate on France
It’s like a family.
No one bullies my brothers, except for me and they each other.
I will insult the fench with all my heart while destroying any and all SAVAGES who dare copy our sacred ways (some savages at least, canadians, australians and some others get a pass)
One might argue that you can only joke about the countries your soldiers bled into, but even they got that
Your’re damn right Hans might have no sense of humour, Barry might be a shit cook and drive on the wrong side of the road, Pierre might be a arrogant asshole, Luigi is still living with his parents aged 40, Pedro will spent the whole day sleeping and us Dutchies are a bunch of greedy bastards. But I won’t let some Americunt talk shit to any of us.
It’s bullying if it’s from above, it’s fun friendly banter if it’s from equals and it’s just sad if it comes from below
how we react when the orange beast fixes his gaze on our stupid drunk cousin called Denmark
I’ll maybe consider the Yanks when they’ll speak their own language.
Sub-failed-brits. Only thing they improved was the stabbing, they use guns.
I don’t wanna be yank 🗣️
To quote the legendary Henry Kissinger: They are a sons of a bitch, but they are our sons of a bitch
They’re *our* self obsessed wankstains.
I DONT WANNA BEE FREEEEENCH
They edited this to say I don’t want to be French 😭 People are funny now I have to admit
This is such a lie. How many time i’ve seen you clowns repeat the same low quality taunt of the yank? White flag, surrender monkey and others discount banter?
Shit, reddit has a search function, i’m gonna pull so up.
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If we do it, we are right, If they do it should be a crime
Definitely true. I’ll make the most vicious despicable comments about the French, but if a yank dares to talk shit about them I’ll become the most committed Francophile of all time.
I will beat my brother’s arse, but I also defend my family from strangers.
Fuck the yanks if they think they can badmouth that bunch of arrogant assholes that live north of us.
I mean, they are americ*ns. They don’t have any legs to stand on.
We fight, we insult, but we must always…
https://preview.redd.it/kq6ug1vjrfse1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0e72298f90deaee8ef4fac370c67c907851b66
We Barrys and Pierres have a long and storied history of spending our time beating the ever-loving shite out of each other. Even now we continue to fight each other viciously, though nowadays the weapons used are words instead of muskets.
But make no mistake, only WE get to make fun of our smelly, baguette-munching brothers. I’d be ashamed if I *didn’t* stand up for them every time a savage tried to have a go at these wine-guzzling skunks. Besides, those savages have enough on their plate to worry about; figuratively and literally. 🇬🇧❤️🇫🇷
Fucking yanks think everything is permitted. If i want to get shat on its definitely not by an overwight walmart trash goblin on a mobility scooter. Only Eurobros have this right. And it is an earned right, not one that is owed
There are only two things stronger than my innate campanilismo, one is my hatred of the French, the other is my hatred for the yanks who hate on France
It’s like a family.
No one bullies my brothers, except for me and they each other.
I will insult the fench with all my heart while destroying any and all SAVAGES who dare copy our sacred ways (some savages at least, canadians, australians and some others get a pass)
One might argue that you can only joke about the countries your soldiers bled into, but even they got that
Your’re damn right Hans might have no sense of humour, Barry might be a shit cook and drive on the wrong side of the road, Pierre might be a arrogant asshole, Luigi is still living with his parents aged 40, Pedro will spent the whole day sleeping and us Dutchies are a bunch of greedy bastards. But I won’t let some Americunt talk shit to any of us.
It’s bullying if it’s from above, it’s fun friendly banter if it’s from equals and it’s just sad if it comes from below
https://preview.redd.it/21t30hukhgse1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=0980694928f9d0ebce95da799c0b35037d418e0e
how we react when the orange beast fixes his gaze on our stupid drunk cousin called Denmark
I’ll maybe consider the Yanks when they’ll speak their own language.
Sub-failed-brits. Only thing they improved was the stabbing, they use guns.
I don’t wanna be yank 🗣️
To quote the legendary Henry Kissinger: They are a sons of a bitch, but they are our sons of a bitch
They’re *our* self obsessed wankstains.
I DONT WANNA BEE FREEEEENCH
They edited this to say I don’t want to be French 😭 People are funny now I have to admit
This is such a lie. How many time i’ve seen you clowns repeat the same low quality taunt of the yank? White flag, surrender monkey and others discount banter?
Shit, reddit has a search function, i’m gonna pull so up.
Lmao this one is actually pretty fun https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/131iznv/white_flags_indeed/
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