Fiver for a blow up sheep? Talk about getting fleeced.
Ewe know you want her
Is this Aberdeen?
Who actually buys from these machines? Like how do you go into the toilets and come out with a blowup doll? Bizarre thing to do.
She’s alright.
I wouldn’t say ‘sexy’. I’ve done better.
Five quid!?
That thing would likely be $100 at a sex shop in Canada.
I once found one left behind in the disabled toilet of an early morning East Coast train from Edinburgh to King’s Cross.
Hah! Reminds me of an incident from years ago that still gives me the giggles.
We had a colleague Dave who was a bit of a middle-aged mummy’s boy. Had never been in a relationship as far as we knew, was very naïve and still lived with his mum despite being in his mid forties. Anyway, he came into start work on the backshift one evening all shook up because his next door neighbour had come out as he was getting into his car, shouted abuse at him, called him a pedo, threatened to leather him if he went anywhere near his daughter.
Turns out that the day before someone at work had given Dave a joke inflatable sex sheep in the secret Santa. Dave gets home, puts the sheep on the kitchen table and goes to bed. Dave’s mum gets up in the morning, sees said sheep but is totally oblivious to it’s saucy nature. She thinks it’s just a toy and has no idea why anyone thought it would be of interest to her grown-up son. So, waste not want not, she wrapped it back up and put it through the neighbour’s letterbox as an Xmas present for their young daughter.
Since we’re all a bunch of sheep shaggers
A fiver! They seen you coming…
These kiwi’s are always forgetting their stuff.
Why do sheep herders wear flowing robes?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Surprised is not sold out. 😳
Was this in Inverness by chance?
Here’s the opportunity to tell one of my favourite jokes!
An English guy visits Aberdeen and sees a man fucking a sheep at the side of the road. He shouts over “In England we shear out sheep”. The Scotsman replies “Fuck off, I’m not sharing her with anyone”
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Fiver for a blow up sheep? Talk about getting fleeced.
Ewe know you want her
Is this Aberdeen?
Who actually buys from these machines? Like how do you go into the toilets and come out with a blowup doll? Bizarre thing to do.
She’s alright.
I wouldn’t say ‘sexy’. I’ve done better.
Five quid!?
That thing would likely be $100 at a sex shop in Canada.
I once found one left behind in the disabled toilet of an early morning East Coast train from Edinburgh to King’s Cross.
Hah! Reminds me of an incident from years ago that still gives me the giggles.
We had a colleague Dave who was a bit of a middle-aged mummy’s boy. Had never been in a relationship as far as we knew, was very naïve and still lived with his mum despite being in his mid forties. Anyway, he came into start work on the backshift one evening all shook up because his next door neighbour had come out as he was getting into his car, shouted abuse at him, called him a pedo, threatened to leather him if he went anywhere near his daughter.
Turns out that the day before someone at work had given Dave a joke inflatable sex sheep in the secret Santa. Dave gets home, puts the sheep on the kitchen table and goes to bed. Dave’s mum gets up in the morning, sees said sheep but is totally oblivious to it’s saucy nature. She thinks it’s just a toy and has no idea why anyone thought it would be of interest to her grown-up son. So, waste not want not, she wrapped it back up and put it through the neighbour’s letterbox as an Xmas present for their young daughter.
Since we’re all a bunch of sheep shaggers
A fiver! They seen you coming…
These kiwi’s are always forgetting their stuff.
Why do sheep herders wear flowing robes?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Surprised is not sold out. 😳
Was this in Inverness by chance?
Here’s the opportunity to tell one of my favourite jokes!
An English guy visits Aberdeen and sees a man fucking a sheep at the side of the road. He shouts over “In England we shear out sheep”. The Scotsman replies “Fuck off, I’m not sharing her with anyone”
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