The response should be “Wankaaaaa! How’s the family?”
Working with a bunch of Scottish lads was fun. Walked into ‘wheeey bottle of water cunt is here.’ for five weeks. Purely based on my southern English accent 😂
American’ts 😹
I use it, it’s just another word to me but I know people who hate the word
Harsh but true , what av you bin up to ya bellend
The visual equivalent is seeing someone in a suit and asking what they’re in court for!
it’ll be more gross when we buy their chlorinated chicken
Oreight cunt.
In all fairness “hello *you* cunt” is a tad at it. “Hello cunt” is much more appropriate.
Uh, Harvey! (No ill will to the lad)
I love an “alreet dickhead”
So true, the Americans 🙄
Is this true for Americans and British?
I often greet my carers ‘ morning cunt ‘ , in a nice way of course 😂😂
It’s all in the delivery.
Not all Americans were raised off of alot of BBC broadcasting and humor, so some will get it.
Some will just act like a bunch of dry fucked cunts…
I would like to laugh at this, but I can’t
I (an American(I know, I think we suck too)) used to drive for Uber in the States and any time I had British lads in the van I would request a “proper British greeting” with a cheeky grin. Many caught on immediately, and those that didn’t eventually did, and I’d get a “Cheers cunt!” in return. That job sucked, but those interactions were always a highlight.
It’s not an insult, it’s a love language gb
I like a good “have you not dropped dead yet?” Or a “now then you prick” is always a good one
What a daaaay
It’s not ‘Hello’, it’s ‘Alright’.
And the answer is ‘You alright, tosser?’
We insult each other like this all the time but it comes from a good place because we like that person.
I get the impresssion that that yanks are overly fake polite instead, but all hate each other
He just said hello
To fucking right mate!
And if you wanna threaten someone, you call them “Mate”. 😛
E.g. “Alright, cunt, how’s it going?” and “We gonna have a problem, mate?”
I got my Wisconsinite friend swearing like a Brit
Except at the minute I mean hello you Cunt with a capital C.
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The response should be “Wankaaaaa! How’s the family?”
Working with a bunch of Scottish lads was fun. Walked into ‘wheeey bottle of water cunt is here.’ for five weeks. Purely based on my southern English accent 😂
American’ts 😹
I use it, it’s just another word to me but I know people who hate the word
Harsh but true , what av you bin up to ya bellend
The visual equivalent is seeing someone in a suit and asking what they’re in court for!
it’ll be more gross when we buy their chlorinated chicken
Oreight cunt.
In all fairness “hello *you* cunt” is a tad at it. “Hello cunt” is much more appropriate.
Uh, Harvey! (No ill will to the lad)
I love an “alreet dickhead”
So true, the Americans 🙄
Is this true for Americans and British?
I often greet my carers ‘ morning cunt ‘ , in a nice way of course 😂😂
It’s all in the delivery.
Not all Americans were raised off of alot of BBC broadcasting and humor, so some will get it.
Some will just act like a bunch of dry fucked cunts…
I would like to laugh at this, but I can’t
I (an American(I know, I think we suck too)) used to drive for Uber in the States and any time I had British lads in the van I would request a “proper British greeting” with a cheeky grin. Many caught on immediately, and those that didn’t eventually did, and I’d get a “Cheers cunt!” in return. That job sucked, but those interactions were always a highlight.
It’s not an insult, it’s a love language gb
I like a good “have you not dropped dead yet?” Or a “now then you prick” is always a good one
What a daaaay
It’s not ‘Hello’, it’s ‘Alright’.
And the answer is ‘You alright, tosser?’
We insult each other like this all the time but it comes from a good place because we like that person.
I get the impresssion that that yanks are overly fake polite instead, but all hate each other
He just said hello
To fucking right mate!
And if you wanna threaten someone, you call them “Mate”. 😛
E.g. “Alright, cunt, how’s it going?” and “We gonna have a problem, mate?”
I got my Wisconsinite friend swearing like a Brit
Except at the minute I mean hello you Cunt with a capital C.
Vince meets Danny.
https://youtu.be/QCh837b9kPM?feature=shared
Nah, probably just get shot.
The Boys might have educated the Yanks on this.
There’s a town in North Wales (Caernarfon) where cunt (cont) is used frequently in speech and is actually regarded as a term of endearment. 🤣
it would work with our aussie cousins as well
Sup cunts, to a group of mates
Had a mate that skipped “nonce” straight to pedophile, not even exactly a mate just a coworker
I’d much prefer that than being called “pal” or “buddy”
Bottom left needs to be an Aussie flag tbf
/r/SoSoBritishMemes
American who played competitively with a group of Aussies, this is my favorite term of endearment for my teammates.
What a right bunch of rowdy cunts they were.
When I hear hello cunt all I can imagine is billy butcher, or fucking Harvey price 😂
Y’alreet cuntbag?
Needs more Harvey price
Morning benders
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