Simply brilliant

Posted by ExactlySorta

32 comments
  1. Gee, I wonder why Musk is now rumored to be leaving his government position.

  2. Elon Musk will 100% fail any drug testing from all the Ketamine, cocaine and other drugs he does.

  3. Hey Mikie you’re so fine …. Sorry… 😞

    Well done that Rep for getting to proper work.

  4. Are you trying to tell me the guy who made a car out of Stainless steel glued onto a plastic frame with sharp edges designed to kill pedestrians was high when he made it?

  5. Elon to hand out $1M cheques for bottles of piss?

  6. I heard that Ketamine interferes with the ability to get an erection.

    Is that true?

  7. Test using mass spectrometry and at a Canadian lab for science.

  8. > Introduced

    That’s a long way from being passed, especially when the GOP controls both houses of Congress.

  9. are we still at the point where we’re glazing performative actions?

  10. Fortunately for him (and millions of other victimless crime ketamine users), ketamine isn’t on standard drug panels. It can be tested for but usually isn’t.

  11. A good start, but I’ve long advocated mandatory drug testing for all federal elected officials. If you’re going to pass laws requiring others to be drug tested you should be held to the same standard.

  12. Paxton should be all over this like stink on shit with how evil THC is, right? RIGHT?

  13. ###**EVERYONE, WRITE/EMAIL YOUR REPRESENTATIVE AND SENATOR NOW!**

  14. Nice. An obvious yes – and an obvious question as to why anyone would vote no.

    I recall when republicans wanted drug tests for welfare recipients. They simply have no actual opinions, they just want to own the libs.

  15. It won’t pass.

    Republicans will never allow another Republican to face consequences.

  16. I support it for trump 100% and for every president or government worker. But how are you going to force musk to do it?

  17. It’s only brilliant if it doesn’t die on the floor which it will

  18. It’s about fucking time. Should have been introduced the moment he was appointed.

  19. So what’s the counter argument if they choose not to let it pass?

  20. Fuck that. We should be ENCOURAGING his drug use. I mean we might chuckle if he pissed hot but how much funnier would it be if he crashed a rocket full of billionaires because the was trying to play Captain Kirk and slipped into a K hole. Just imagine……

  21. Before today I had no idea who Mikie Sherrill was.

    Today, she is my hero.

  22. @maga, when this legislation fails down party lines, how will you respond? answer now before fox news disseminates your opinion down to you. Once I hear it from the rw bubble, its invalid.

  23. Musk can do anything and Trump will pardon him.

    So really it’s moot.

  24. I mean, they could unanimous vote to pass it and even if Trump signed it, it means shit if no one enforces it. Which is the real problem. They don’t give a fuck about the law, they wipe their asses on a daily basis with it. Trump was even fkn convicted while running. Any decent country would have banned his ass from running to any public office.

  25. Everyone in governemnt should be required to perform regular drug testing. If these people are going to shape the course of a nation and it’s people then they shouldn’t be doing it while flying.

  26. Dear Elon if you’re reading this I can sell quality pee at a very low price.
    P.S will not accept Teslers as payment!

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