The first one always turns out a bit weird, second time was the charm
yes, 100%
Nah, mate, Australians are smarter and have some common sense.
Americans, on the other hand…
Australia is a wonderful mixture.
And New Zealand is just Australia’s Canada.
Australia isn’t even close to make such a dumb comparison. Where’s the logic in this?
Comparing chocolate and shit here!
Texas didn’t become the Texas we now know, until the influx of New York and New England immigration and investment. Who came from… majority English stock. Result: Credible.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard make a whole new kind of sense now.
Yeah that’s how I see it our deep south.
Same vibes just swap the bald eagles for drop bears
Australian here… I mean, look, we do like wide open spaces, love BBQ, and think the government should keep out of our beer fridge. But we also love public healthcare, don’t carry guns to the supermarket, and apologise when someone bumps into us.
So yeah, we might be British Texans… if Texas was run by a mildly sunburnt union of tradies, nurses, and amateur cricket captains.
Texans are british texans really.
Nah, if anything Texans are just US Aussies.
I would say Aussies are more like British Louisianians
They mostly live away from the hot arid areas, and near water and greenery
Where they also have a bunch of weird animals and bugs ready to eat you
Plus they have drawls in their accents. Though the Aussies sound more nasally
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Australia is more like florida tbh
Yorkshire is Britain’s Texas.
Except significantly bigger and better.
The first one always turns out a bit weird, second time was the charm
yes, 100%
Nah, mate, Australians are smarter and have some common sense.
Americans, on the other hand…
Australia is a wonderful mixture.
And New Zealand is just Australia’s Canada.
Australia isn’t even close to make such a dumb comparison. Where’s the logic in this?
Comparing chocolate and shit here!
Texas didn’t become the Texas we now know, until the influx of New York and New England immigration and investment. Who came from… majority English stock. Result: Credible.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard make a whole new kind of sense now.
Yeah that’s how I see it our deep south.
Same vibes just swap the bald eagles for drop bears
Australian here… I mean, look, we do like wide open spaces, love BBQ, and think the government should keep out of our beer fridge. But we also love public healthcare, don’t carry guns to the supermarket, and apologise when someone bumps into us.
So yeah, we might be British Texans… if Texas was run by a mildly sunburnt union of tradies, nurses, and amateur cricket captains.
Texans are british texans really.
Nah, if anything Texans are just US Aussies.
I would say Aussies are more like British Louisianians
They mostly live away from the hot arid areas, and near water and greenery
Where they also have a bunch of weird animals and bugs ready to eat you
Plus they have drawls in their accents. Though the Aussies sound more nasally
Spot on
And Queensland is Australia’s Texas.
It’s Texas all the way down.
Based
Britain is just Romanian Yugoslavia
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