Visit Canada Posted by Canadian_Kartoffel Tags:Political HumorPoliticalHumorPoliticsUS Politics 27 comments I’d rather permanently move there than visit. I packing for the move right now. There are many great reasons to visit Canada but this one is particularly compelling. Y’all are welcome to come visit, just don’t forget your manners. Can I move there? I don’t even need a job, I just want to live and spend all my money there. *”…without due process”*?! But we will politely beat you with a hockey stick if you come here wearing a MAGA hat. We’re friendly, not spineless. Dark humor, but fitting, eh? but you will throw me in a nicer gulag with health benefits, cheap drugs As a Canadian, I approve of this message and will suggest this to my Minister of Parliament. Keep your stick on the ICE. Will you send me into a beer garden instead? Can Canada just annex Michigan? It’ll be a win for both and we’ll go peacefully. I need a Canuck to sponsor my asylum request. How about moving there? Thank god my wife has dual citizenship. Will Canada asylum seekers from US residents? “He had speeding tickets” JD Vance today I like how they are still saying they might, but now without due process… https://preview.redd.it/g07qjg28xpse1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f8a0b00cced2fbdb780cccd6b22b518bd06f0a SALVADORAN **** You may have to fight a moose though, without due process. Okay but this implies that they might throw you into an el salvadorian gulag with due process I plan to visit this summer. I miss you guys Canada. Is the implication here that El Salvador is still on the table as long as the curling stone breaks the wrong way? No-see-ums assemble! The Americans are coming! So you’re saying there’s a chance? 😏 Chances are low but never zero Comments are closed.
But we will politely beat you with a hockey stick if you come here wearing a MAGA hat. We’re friendly, not spineless.
https://preview.redd.it/g07qjg28xpse1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f8a0b00cced2fbdb780cccd6b22b518bd06f0a
Is the implication here that El Salvador is still on the table as long as the curling stone breaks the wrong way?
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I’d rather permanently move there than visit.
I packing for the move right now.
There are many great reasons to visit Canada but this one is particularly compelling.
Y’all are welcome to come visit, just don’t forget your manners.
Can I move there? I don’t even need a job, I just want to live and spend all my money there.
*”…without due process”*?!
But we will politely beat you with a hockey stick if you come here wearing a MAGA hat. We’re friendly, not spineless.
Dark humor, but fitting, eh?
but you will throw me in a nicer gulag with health benefits, cheap drugs
As a Canadian, I approve of this message and will suggest this to my Minister of Parliament.
Keep your stick on the ICE.
Will you send me into a beer garden instead?
Can Canada just annex Michigan? It’ll be a win for both and we’ll go peacefully.
I need a Canuck to sponsor my asylum request.
How about moving there? Thank god my wife has dual citizenship.
Will Canada asylum seekers from US residents?
“He had speeding tickets”
JD Vance today
I like how they are still saying they might, but now without due process…
https://preview.redd.it/g07qjg28xpse1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f8a0b00cced2fbdb780cccd6b22b518bd06f0a
SALVADORAN ****
You may have to fight a moose though, without due process.
Okay but this implies that they might throw you into an el salvadorian gulag with due process
I plan to visit this summer. I miss you guys Canada.
Is the implication here that El Salvador is still on the table as long as the curling stone breaks the wrong way?
No-see-ums assemble! The Americans are coming!
So you’re saying there’s a chance? 😏
Chances are low but never zero
Comments are closed.