Donald ‘Willy Wonka’ Trump unveils $5million ‘golden ticket’ with his face on it

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1. This man suffers from advaced megalomania.

2. Willy Wanka

3. Used car salesmen have more class.

4. I’m so embarrassed to American

5. He dreamed of being the fat kid on that first movie I bet…

6. More like the orange Willy Wanker

7. Tell Willy Wanker to unfuck the economy.

8. Every day it gets more embarrassing. 

9. Cool, now he just has to sell a million of them to pay us back for what he did to the stock market this week.

10. Is he jumping the shark yet???

11. Willy Wanker

12. How did an Oompa Loompa get promoted to factory boss?

13. Casual reminder we forced Jimmy Carter to put his **PEANUT FARM** into a blind trust to avoid a conflict of interest. When the Carters left office, they were $1 million in debt (the farm failed). All together, Krasnov has made an estimated $2.4 billion in profit by using his position as POTUS.

    We in the US are in trouble.

14. I hope when this man dies it is made a law that any image of him is forbidden in Federal buildings. Erase him from history.

15. Almost died reading headline lmao

16. If I were a foreign national with aspirations of moving to the US, I’d hold off until the winner if the “All-Bull” Prize in Economics, DJT, is gone. The US economic and political picture is way too volatile and uncertain, and poorly managed, to risk investing my nest-egg today. It would be like putting a downpayment on house with smoke (but not yet flames?) pouring out if the windows.

17. I just imagine all the state funded terrorist organizations doing the scene from Willie Wonka. Swinging around a room with bombs and automatic rifles and dancing around with each other. “I got a golden ticket!”

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