Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault

https://news.sky.com/story/russell-brand-charged-with-rape-and-sexual-assault-13341771

by LoquaciousLord1066

35 comments

  1. “Now listen, dear interlocutors of the infinite internet ether, before the Twitterati commence their collective fulmination, allow me to elucidate this most labyrinthine of misunderstandings with my customary cocktail of linguistic gymnastics and metaphysical musing. I have, it appears, been once again ensnared in the baroque bureaucratic balderdash of institutional intrigue – a veritable Kafkaesque carnival wherein my every utterance is dissected with the forensic zeal of a Victorian mesmerist examining the ectoplasm of moral panic.

    Let it be known, amidst this cacophony of cancel culture and the inquisitorial eye of public opinion, that I remain as innocent as a freshly lactated vegan oat milk latte, steeped in the froth of social consciousness and sprinkled with the cinnamon of misunderstood intention.

    So I shall, like Prometheus unshackled from the rock of recrimination, continue my peregrinations through the podcastosphere, disseminating truths and transcendence, whilst being pursued by metaphorical eagles hungry not for my liver, but for likes, retweets, and moral superiority. Namaste and carry on.”

  2. I was just thinking the other day that it’s been absolutely ages since the Dispatches special without much happening. Good to see things appear to be progressing.

  3. Can’t even say “cancel Russell brand” because he hasn’t done anything of note in the last decade.

  4. As soon as he joined the right wing grift i knew this was coming.

    Rapist seem to be part of MAGA / right wing christo-facist values, as long as it is the right type of person doing the raping, the whole thing is sick and bizarre. they normalize hate.

    Edit:

    just to clarify I am not linking him being left or right wing with abuse / rape

    i think he used to pretend to be a left wing non religious person while it suited him because the comedy and theatre circuit in UK is mostly left

    I think once it was clear his past is catching up with him, he tried to become part of fringe movement , fringe of super right wing christians and the fringe Alex Jones mob, as they will allow him to shout that the woke left are attacking me because i became christian.

  5. Because of woke, no doubt.

    Not because he is a serial sexual abuser or anything, it will just be because the powers that be are terrified by his truth…

  6. As soon as this guy did a shift to the alt right christian grift bullshit it was obvious he was guilty. Just a complete dissolving of his previous views lol

    Grotty fucker. He’s a dime a dozen of pseudo intellectual alt-hipsters that’ll talk a whole load of fuck all.

  7. I am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you. Utter disbelief.

    Its almost like people like him start spouting conspiracies online when they know they’re close to being caught, so they can then claim they’re being framed by the people they’re “exposing”

  9. Trump will be in the news shortly defending him, he does love his circle of sexual abusers and felons 🤡

  10. Some of these media figures – think they’re untouchable. Surely, red flags had been raised but consistently ignored at well known establishments. Glad the perv is getting justice. All he talked about was sh@gging and s8x. Never found him funny either. Babbling for the sake of babbling. You going down, … down down down.

  11. This does not represent the values of the Carphone Warehouse

  12. Weird how it’s the guilty people who run behind a religion to hide. Brand for Christianity and Tate for Islam…

  13. I’ve never liked him. Even twenty years ago, he gave me bad vibes. Like he was some sort of wannabe cult leader. He used to present himself as a sort of socialist man of the people, going on the news to lambast the Tory government for screwing over the people, and his YouTube channel was full of video essays attacking capitalism. Now he’s on a right-wing bent, criticising wokeness and radical lefties; y;know, just like he used to be. The man attaches himself to any cause he can, because he has this pathological, narcicisstic need to be adored. It honestly wasn’t surprising to me to find out the attitude he had towards women.

  14. What is it with people who “find jesus” and end up being revealed as predatory sadists?

    The words “born again” should be a red flag… just like “patriot” has become these days.

  15. I think one thing can be said… people in positions of influence and power are the ones most likely to be corrupted. It’s another reason why we need to only trust ourselves and it’s more likely the normal person on the street… sadly we will end up fighting each other! Sad times

  16. “Oh no, I’ve been charged with a crimey wime. My precious god of about 12 months will save me”

  17. surprised he wasn’t arrested for this stuff 20 years back.

  18. A reminder to this sub that an allegation is not a conviction.

  19. It’s always the creeps you most suspect

    Tbh I recall a conversation (or maybe it was a video on Youtube that analysed where his focus went) where they suspected part of his grift to the right is because he knew he was being investigated, and so he gets to play the “the establishment are trying to silence me for being right. They’re scared of me” angle.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this happens on his next unhinged rant.

  20. I used to be a broadcaster thought the 90s 00s and it was my ex that urged me to watch something he did, was a pile of steaming crap the nonsense wordy poo that he excremented made me and the lads in the studio think he had 3 months to his career, we even did a show the 3 of us doing his voice and wordies to the delight of the audience, but still my partner thought he was gods gift….   Most of his pater is lenonard sachs from ‘the good old days’

  21. Four separate women. Leaves no room for his pathetic stans to find excuses.

  22. In an unpredictable world some things are still utterly predictable.

  23. I know he can’t be president of the USA, but surely this now gives him a shot at Governor of Florida.

  24. He was always a tool. Hated him since the prank calls incident.

  25. What are the chances he relocates to a country that has no extradition treaties with the UK?

  26. Hard to believe the guy who pivoted from sex addict to conspiracy peddler wasn’t a paragon of virtue all along

  27. I’m waiting for Donald Trump, JD Vance and Putin to speak out in his defense.

  28. Just saw the last couple days there has been lots of more articles than usual about the allegations,( wonder if the media got a heads up he was due to be charged)

    Even just a couple days ago on reddit there was a thread about female comedians being warned about him as early as 2009 and it being pretty much universally known in the comedy scene at the time that he was a danger to women

  29. It’s good to see some movement on this, it was starting to feel weird how long it had been since the accusations.

  30. So he’ll be staying in America and continue selling magic crystals to morons then.

  31. It’ll be interesting to see if he comes back to face trial now that he lives over there. I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if the states refuse our extradition request especially now that’s friends with the actual government.

  32. As soon as he started talking about crystals I thought this guy is def a rapist

  33. He has been preparing for this since #metoo – moving to a fan base who are happy to disregard such triviality

  34. Suddenly the grift to the right who denounce mainstream media as fake news makes a lot more sense.

  35. ‘Brand Awareness’ is what they’re going to call it when he gets put on the sex offenders’ register.

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