Oh thank goodness it was all a bad dream

by Fingerstrike

41 comments
  1. The Cork people aren’t going to like that. Surely you’d include Kings and Queens County instead of Waterford and Cork

  2. and don’t forget only half of Dublin was The Pale and most of Meath and Louth was The Pale

  3. How did Dubs get the name Jackeen? it was because they were waving the Union Jack for oul Queen Victoria. The Dubs are the ultimate West Britons.

  4. If this means we get Greggs and ASDA in Waterford then feck it, why not sure.

  5. In a way, I do feel cork should civilise the rest of savage Ireland. It should all be Cork, all of it

  6. ![gif](giphy|FSnwQf1mPhN2o|downsized)

    Me in Cork

  7. I enjoy the way this tickles my brain on a Friday. Well done OP.

  8. “Sir Cillian Murphy KP, moves kids to London so they don’t sound Irish” would certainly be a strange alternate universe.

  9. As a Wexford man, you guys wouldn’t last one summer without wanting us back

  10. Smithers, wait your turn! There’s plenty of hot water for all!

  11. i got a NSFW warning for this post and honestly that’s fair

  12. Even in fantasies no Brits want the west. Laughing in Galway.

  13. Limerick being a border county and Limerick would be wild. Also the cork and Kerry mountains would have really made the Brits job hard.

  14. We lost the Limerick junction to the Brits. No damage.

  15. Wicklow mountains now within easier reach for disposal of… You know…

  16. Not entirely sure if I could take Cork versions of Martin McGuinness and Gerry Adams anywhere near as seriously.

  17. What’s the most popular attraction in Cork? The English Market. Case closed. God save the King, like.

  18. In an alternate dimension, Danny Healy Rae is the Border Fox

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