I wonder if this mutual friend knows there are two Mark Garlands? Or did he think they were one person?
They look nothing like each other though
Apart from being tall white bald human with eyes and teeth.. hmm
I mean they do look similar but only to the degree all balding men of that demographic look the same.
It’s a look favoured by members of the Reform party, or the queue at the B&Q checkouts on a Sunday morning.
“Doppelgangers.”
Like Telly Savalas is a doppelganger for Vin Diesel.
They are both bald . That’s it
Look nothing like each other. One of them must be lying
They don’t even look alike.
Dopplegangers?!?
🎶 The shoes on my feet, Mark Garland,
The clothes I’m wearin’, Mark Garland,
The rock I’m rockin’, Mark Garland,
‘Cause I depend on Mark if I want it! 🎶
Are those the same four kids?
Mark Gammon’s
Bald = identical
The same friend ?
And he didnt notice ?
It took a fucking plane to realise.
Im calling lies
There is zero similarity between them.
Pal 100% thinks they’re the same bloke.
We are all Mark Garland
I wonder if their mutual friend knows they know them both, or if they think they’re just awkward of have memory problems or something
A glitch in the matrix
ofc they live near each other. Just as their ancestors did.
Haha. Amazing
Do they both have the same British bulldog tattoo ?
Almost every ‘bloke’ looks like these guys. There’s a whole generation of them. They’re NPCs.
Doppelgänger is writing some big cheques that aren’t really cached. If the flight is going to southern Spain or Dubai from any of the London airports I would expect pretty much every bloke on the flight to be a doppelgänger by these standards.
And the mutual friend has never ever said to either of them ‘oh I have another mate called Mark Garland, he has four kids and lives down the road’? Bullshit.
Yeah… one is gonna eat the other and will live his life unnoticed
This feels like something from Educating Ricky.
This is every single white English man from outside London, I mean in appearance!
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I wonder if this mutual friend knows there are two Mark Garlands? Or did he think they were one person?
They look nothing like each other though
Apart from being tall white bald human with eyes and teeth.. hmm
I mean they do look similar but only to the degree all balding men of that demographic look the same.
It’s a look favoured by members of the Reform party, or the queue at the B&Q checkouts on a Sunday morning.
“Doppelgangers.”
Like Telly Savalas is a doppelganger for Vin Diesel.
They are both bald . That’s it
Look nothing like each other. One of them must be lying
They don’t even look alike.
Dopplegangers?!?
🎶 The shoes on my feet, Mark Garland,
The clothes I’m wearin’, Mark Garland,
The rock I’m rockin’, Mark Garland,
‘Cause I depend on Mark if I want it! 🎶
Are those the same four kids?
Mark Gammon’s
Bald = identical
The same friend ?
And he didnt notice ?
It took a fucking plane to realise.
Im calling lies
There is zero similarity between them.
Pal 100% thinks they’re the same bloke.
We are all Mark Garland
I wonder if their mutual friend knows they know them both, or if they think they’re just awkward of have memory problems or something
A glitch in the matrix
ofc they live near each other. Just as their ancestors did.
Haha. Amazing
Do they both have the same British bulldog tattoo ?
Almost every ‘bloke’ looks like these guys. There’s a whole generation of them. They’re NPCs.
Doppelgänger is writing some big cheques that aren’t really cached. If the flight is going to southern Spain or Dubai from any of the London airports I would expect pretty much every bloke on the flight to be a doppelgänger by these standards.
And the mutual friend has never ever said to either of them ‘oh I have another mate called Mark Garland, he has four kids and lives down the road’? Bullshit.
Yeah… one is gonna eat the other and will live his life unnoticed
This feels like something from Educating Ricky.
This is every single white English man from outside London, I mean in appearance!
White people all look the same anyway/s
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