That ostrich should be in the honours list for services to the British public
How can you watch how loud someone swears in a still jpeg
Give the Ostrich a knighthood.
Oi! I thought his wig was a lemon sherbert, alright!?
Finally some good fucking news
That massive and dangerous cock!
At least he got attached by and ostrich
I trust the ostrich has been given the necessary vaccines, antibiotics, counselling and support after this awful encounter?
Nice to know even ostriches think he’s a C@&t!
Boris met an ostrich and it made him his bitch?
This ostrich knows what’s up.
Roses are red Tories are rich Boris got pecked by a very large chick.
“He was immediately taken to a medical facility, where he was given the best treatment available, and all of the necessary antibiotics and shots. Johnson, however, was completely unharmed.”
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That ostrich should be in the honours list for services to the British public
How can you watch how loud someone swears in a still jpeg
Give the Ostrich a knighthood.
Oi! I thought his wig was a lemon sherbert, alright!?
Finally some good fucking news
That massive and dangerous cock!
At least he got attached by and ostrich
I trust the ostrich has been given the necessary vaccines, antibiotics, counselling and support after this awful encounter?
Nice to know even ostriches think he’s a C@&t!
Boris met an ostrich and it made him his bitch?
This ostrich knows what’s up.
Roses are red Tories are rich Boris got pecked by a very large chick.
“He was immediately taken to a medical facility, where he was given the best treatment available, and all of the necessary antibiotics and shots. Johnson, however, was completely unharmed.”
Does the ostrich have any relatives in the U.S.?
Asking for a friend.
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