Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for his 79th Birthday

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1. Can we organize a protest along the parade route or will we be under the insurrection act by then?

2. I’m getting more and more “Dear Leader” vibes.

   The White House put out an **official statement** about Dear Leader winning a golf tournament, and now we’re having a North Korean style military parade.

3. Will that be held here or in Russia?

4. When Trump asked for a military parade in his last administration he was told it would cost $98 million and that’s not counting the road damage.

   Now there’s nobody to tell him no unless the Congress impeaches and removes him. 

   How much must the stock markets crash before they do it? How many illegal executive overreach will be permitted?

5. Vlad and Kim have parades. I want a more biggly one

6. The markets are doing a belly flop, but Oberfuhrer Drumpf wants a parade for his birthday.

7. This is disgusting. He’s an egomaniac screaming about fraud and waste and having a 4 mile long parade. I guess that’s what he’s gonna do with all the fraud and waste money that Elon uncovers. Omg living the nightmare

8. Tiny dictator does tiny dictator things.

9. Prince Joffrey has aged horribly.

10. Faux military uniform? Odds?

11. Someone tell the DOGE idiots that this is the type of waste they need to focus on. Not safety net programs and earned benefits. Of course I know they don’t care.

12. What in the actual fuck. This is the proverbial hand bag and we are all in hell. Oh my god.

13. congrats maga. if you are a federal worker, trump fired you because he doesnt think you deserve money. and now hes spending that money on a vanity project because hes pretending hes a dictator.

    might want to stop winning so hard or you’ll hurt yourself.

14. 1 person per mile. This way not too many are impacted and there will only be 4 people flipping him off. Wait a minute, maybe thousands! Imagine that many people walking by tump all flipping him off.

15. He wanted to do this last time too. Kept saying how cool it was that North Korea did it all the time. As I recall the military told him to bugger off and that they weren’t decorations for his ego.

16. What the actual f*ck? They are not even pretending anymore?

17. Ixthoug this was the Onion at first. Fucking hell.

18. This is like if Michael Scott were running the country. Except Michael had a few redeeming qualities.

19. Full on North Korea, Russia dictator style shenanigans. At least he is not threatening to shut down the free press, imprison dissedents, denying due process to immigrants and citizens alike…oh wait…

20. Why not? I believe we’re on the hook for $26M for his golf outings. We should be able to cover it when he takes his marks (supporters) Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security. They will be homeless so standing on the street will be easy for them to attend.

    SMDH

21. In my wildly optimistic heart, I fantasize how great it would be if the military seized this opportunity to say, “No.”

22. So they were wilding when Obama preferred Dijon Mustard calling him elitist but y’all are ready to throw hundreds of millions in a military parade for Mango Mussolini birthday.

23. I didn’t thnk it was possible to hate him more, but there he goes again.

24. Where’s DOGE on this wasting of ~$100 million of government, i.e taxpayers money?

25. So much for cutting costs

26. You know what types of leaders order massive military parades in honor of and on their birthday, fascist narcissistic dictators. Guess what we have in the White House, a fascist narcissistic wannabe dictator who is also a rapist, racist, homophobic, mysonginistic bigot that is likely as well a pedophile. It would be beautiful irony if a lowly hamberder solved this problem sometime soon.

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