That’s not the average Dutch girl, that’s crown princess Amalia. And she’s tall, just like her mom and dad.
Why can’t that be me, as a 5’6 alcoholic Barry my upmost fantasy is a 6ft woman carrying me home from the pub
death by snu snu
I sure take the win in length as a Dutchie all day, but she’s pretty much a German mixed with Argentinian (her mother is mostly of Spanish ancestry ironically) so let’s just give this win to Pedro because he desperately needs one
Funny that Spanish Princess Leonor is 5’9” and her younger sister Infanta Sofia is 5’11”
A vore, el carapolla es baixet ja d per sí
ahahahaha it’s funny because she’s taller ahahahaha, did you get it? Ahahahaha IJBOL ROFLMAO, OMG, LOL, so funny.
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Average Dutchie posture after spending a year away from the Netherlands:
https://preview.redd.it/8vh0uus5afte1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6be648d6a12bb4f3355084c56b4cf7e7fbb1fd8
El carapolla
Well, she looks happy. Just saying.
He stands as tall (1,63 m) as his political achievements (he’s the mayor of Madrid)
Madrid’s Mayor, casualy known as Carapolla (dickface) for his resemblance to a human scrotum.
Ah yes Mr. Dickface himself
Better picture
https://preview.redd.it/ygny61x3dfte1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92ff3ec159b52226f910ea6349ff71e0fe51554
Who is this Iberian midget?
Furor Teutonicus
Stop fueling *that* kink.
and why does that Average Dutch girl have a Dutch uniformed person close to her … is Pedro so dangerous …?
If being smaller than a woman is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
This is the dream of any Spanish boy.
Wb
;*:;:
Almeida Carapolla is no man.
she even has heels on, def top
Well she had to look for protection in the shire because the Netherlands is Mordor
could be one of our princesses
https://preview.redd.it/sd0iz3d4nfte1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=afec34c2c3ededb93cf8528956690df19004a3af

Is she the Zealot from the White house?
Did the remaining pixels go on a strike?
Oh shit no
We have so many ugly people, short too
Thus one isn’t average spaniard nor nothing 🤮
For those who don’t get it, the Dutch girl is the one on the left
No, not that one. The one behind the couple
Almeida Carapolla
Wrong? Spanish man has been protecting her as she couldn’t live at home,[as we previously reported.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/qzFB9OTllh)
Now she gifts us tulips. Another Spanish W.
That’s not the average Dutch girl, that’s crown princess Amalia. And she’s tall, just like her mom and dad.
Why can’t that be me, as a 5’6 alcoholic Barry my upmost fantasy is a 6ft woman carrying me home from the pub
death by snu snu
I sure take the win in length as a Dutchie all day, but she’s pretty much a German mixed with Argentinian (her mother is mostly of Spanish ancestry ironically) so let’s just give this win to Pedro because he desperately needs one
Funny that Spanish Princess Leonor is 5’9” and her younger sister Infanta Sofia is 5’11”
A vore, el carapolla es baixet ja d per sí
ahahahaha it’s funny because she’s taller ahahahaha, did you get it? Ahahahaha IJBOL ROFLMAO, OMG, LOL, so funny.
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