Take some Maltesers. If he rises again pour some in his hand and watch him try and catch them with the other hand when they fall through. Good ice breaker.
Jesus looking like a Chadbro influencer who is about to try and sell you crypto and a subscription to his Alpha Male training course
BYOB. Bring Your Own Bible.
I like the ones with tribulation pictures. Disasters everywhere followed by multicultural people hanging out with friendly apex predators.
Honestly that haircut takes about 2000 years off him
Rock up blasting Kickstart My Heart and say you’re just getting ready for tomorrow.
Aren’t they a week off? Easter is the following week
They made Jesus sexy. On the third day he has rizzen
33 comments
These people have been out in force, I got one of these the other day.
To be fair all they wanted to do was hand over the leaflet and go, which is something at least.
Is that the one from the Jehovah’s Witnesses?
They were around my way at the weekend knocking on doors to pass something very similar-looking instead of just posting them through letterboxes.
Had someone at the door with the exact same leaflet too
He famously died on a Friday. Also, this is a week before the actual Easter weekend.
Will there be a sandwich platter?
Will there be crisps?
So random, I got one of these last week…….oh, I live in Brooklyn New York lol.
I assume this isnt the one that played for Man City?
Jesus comes once a year. Poor git.
Thanks for the invitation, Zac Efron!
Will there be a buffet?
Is that the SAS fella who thinks he’ll become London mayor?
He didn’t stay dead, though, so what’s the big deal?
JW Jesus looks absolutely dreamy
RIP big man
We had a handwritten invite through the post today from the local JWs…
Just had the same one!
Is that Ant Middleton?
We got that too. Its stuck to the fridge and every time we open it we give thanks to Gerard, because my old Dad thinks he looks like Gerard Butler.
Why does Jesus look like he could be on a box of ‘Just for Men?’?
Gigachad Jesus
Idk, they might have homemade tamales and huaraches. Might be worth it.
I got one of these the other day with a handwritten letter.
Typical, I’ll cancel the bbq in the sun then 👍
https://preview.redd.it/yp6kpge8sfte1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1479a629641ac5bbacc0b58b89f5e61874bc36a7
snap
Take some Maltesers. If he rises again pour some in his hand and watch him try and catch them with the other hand when they fall through. Good ice breaker.
Jesus looking like a Chadbro influencer who is about to try and sell you crypto and a subscription to his Alpha Male training course
BYOB. Bring Your Own Bible.
I like the ones with tribulation pictures. Disasters everywhere followed by multicultural people hanging out with friendly apex predators.
Honestly that haircut takes about 2000 years off him
Rock up blasting Kickstart My Heart and say you’re just getting ready for tomorrow.
Aren’t they a week off? Easter is the following week
They made Jesus sexy. On the third day he has rizzen
Comments are closed.