Ha !

Posted by ComplexWrangler1346

14 comments
  1. “He’s not perfect”

    Yes, 0/100 is definitely not perfect, if you want to generalize.

  2. There is nothing contradictory about this. Do you see how Evangelical pastors act?

  3. MAGA: “Both sides are not perfect”
    Penguins: “…and that’s why I love MAGA”

  4. Many evangelicals believe in the prosperity gospel. They believe Trump is rich because he’s chosen by God and poor people are only poor because God hates them.

    They also believe by giving all their money to rich people, as an expression of faith, they will then be blessed by God and then also become rich.

    Last, they believe Democrats, who don’t want to punish the poor are literally controlled by Satan. Satan must be stopped at all costs.

    This explains much of today’s conservative party.

  5. Soon they’ll be celebrating Easter: a holiday centered around when the hypocritical and vainglorious religious elite co-opted the power of the state to seize and execute a guy who preached about caring for poor people and immigrants

  6. An acquaintance of mine said that “sometimes God chooses imperfect men to carry out his will.” and proceeded to name famous biblical shitheads. That’s where the argument dies, because she’s right, biblically he does choose many pieces of shit to work through. But holy shit is it annoying. What “Godly” work is he even doing? ffs

  7. Cheated on his first wife with his second wife.

    Cheated in his second wife with his third wife.

    Cheated on his third wife (while she was pregnant) with a porn star and paid at least $135,000 for it.

    And that’s just (a small portion of) what has been documented in court.

    *Hey, if he’s a kettle, I’m some sort of pot. I’m not a biblically clean soul by any means. But, I’m not claiming to be a devotee or assistant to the regional manager of any religion either.

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