😭😭

by kakao_w_proszku

31 comments
  1. Short and efficient. We germanics like our compound nouns, though us Dutch go less extremely overboard on those than our dear neighbors the Germans.

  2. Makes sense, I see no problem here, or “ik zie hier geen probleem”

  3. Now say something about Dutch food and also something about Tikkies / stinginess and there you go, the trinity of Dutch jokes on this sub!

  4. This is like the mirror test for Barry… it’s not going too well…

  5. Whats your take? Dutch people have a special word for gay bars? We also have special paardenmeisjeskroegen and pannenkoekenmeelkroegen. We just love bars that much

  6. Out of all the weird words we have he chose a sentence that translates very similarly word for word. Smartest angloid.

  7. “Var är den bästa homobaren”

    I don’t see the issue.

  8. In the late 1990s a yank was using her pocket translator trying to tell me “10 minutes”. She tried hard until, went back and forth on the device, until she showed me and told me “zehn winzig” 😭

  9. “War is always the best homobar!”
    Army recruitment poster.

  10. It’s like they were listening to cockneys down a tunnel and transcribed what they thought they heard.

  11. Let’s hope he’s not going there to start a nuclear war

  12. girl… practicing dutch to visit amsterdam? i know i can come up with a joke about that but i can’t get past the shock that someone doesn’t know english is essentially the default language there

  13. – translate random sentence to dutch
    – screenshot
    – post on twitter with caption “dutch is not a real language 🤣🤣”
    – profit

  14. Can you imagine living in a country with this as only language?! 🥵

  15. English speakers when other languages are different 🤯

  16. Is Homobar some kind of measurement to see how gay someone is? But i think Homometer sounds better

  17. English and Dutch are sister languages. They both will sound like garbled gibberish forms of the other.

  18. Ofcourse it looks weird to trogledytes that only have the mental capacity to comprehend English.

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