I wouldn’t call it “exercise” when you drop your weapon once in North Africa.
I dont like getting betrayed
You know what’s gonna get this johnson idiot? Stressing too much about getting old.
Poetic justice.
All those mistresses keep Luigi healthy
The Sun got skin cancer from his aura.
What life advice could they offer me?
The dude on the right would tell me: “Eeehhhh forgeta abouta all the, the, eh, the stupid personi, eh, aveva un po’ cibo e vino, anda you’ll essere bene, ragazzo. Allora, handa me a glass of vino, ita needs drinking, yes?”
The other person: “AH GERMS! HELP! Also, you need to be rich. Moisturise me, now.”
Ngl, Bryan Johnson is the literal “what if” situation that you talk about with the boys. Like, what if you optimised every single aspect of your health to live as long as possible, how old could you get? He is trying to answer that question and I respect that.
Even if he does look reptillian
imagine spending 10 mil per year just to look like a tape worm
100€ on Luigi, no doubts.
To be fair, old italians never smoke once in their life…
There is a myth of poor people living longer in countries with lax bureaucracy, people state their age older because they get pensions earlier and because bureaucracy is lax no one can disprove them, Mediterranean people’s average has come down quickly since governments actually stop this fraud
Lives to be 100.
Never actually ‘lives’.
Tutto passa
Damn, whats the guys age? Doesn’t look a day over 20. Bryan looks okay too
Luigi wins by a mile
Brian Johnson isn’t looking bad for being 77. Proof that rock and roll lifestyle is healthy
Isn’t the guy on the left constantly starving himself because it slows the metabolism?
Theres a difference between living and merely surviving.
This guy on the left looks like he has already a brain damage.
Older women in my area of Northumberland regularly exceed 100 years old and I’ve no idea why. I still have all four of my great grandmothers
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I am team ” tutto passa ” 🤌
I wouldn’t call it “exercise” when you drop your weapon once in North Africa.
I dont like getting betrayed
You know what’s gonna get this johnson idiot? Stressing too much about getting old.
Poetic justice.
All those mistresses keep Luigi healthy
The Sun got skin cancer from his aura.
What life advice could they offer me?
The dude on the right would tell me: “Eeehhhh forgeta abouta all the, the, eh, the stupid personi, eh, aveva un po’ cibo e vino, anda you’ll essere bene, ragazzo. Allora, handa me a glass of vino, ita needs drinking, yes?”
The other person: “AH GERMS! HELP! Also, you need to be rich. Moisturise me, now.”
My bet is on an old half Italian man named [Brian Johnson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Johnson)
Ngl, Bryan Johnson is the literal “what if” situation that you talk about with the boys. Like, what if you optimised every single aspect of your health to live as long as possible, how old could you get? He is trying to answer that question and I respect that.
Even if he does look reptillian
imagine spending 10 mil per year just to look like a tape worm
100€ on Luigi, no doubts.
To be fair, old italians never smoke once in their life…
There is a myth of poor people living longer in countries with lax bureaucracy, people state their age older because they get pensions earlier and because bureaucracy is lax no one can disprove them, Mediterranean people’s average has come down quickly since governments actually stop this fraud
Lives to be 100.
Never actually ‘lives’.
Tutto passa
Damn, whats the guys age? Doesn’t look a day over 20. Bryan looks okay too
Luigi wins by a mile
Brian Johnson isn’t looking bad for being 77. Proof that rock and roll lifestyle is healthy
Isn’t the guy on the left constantly starving himself because it slows the metabolism?
Theres a difference between living and merely surviving.
This guy on the left looks like he has already a brain damage.
Older women in my area of Northumberland regularly exceed 100 years old and I’ve no idea why. I still have all four of my great grandmothers
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