Think we should have a minutes silence for that scrambled egg…
The first time I tasted a burned fried egg was when my wife made a fry up. Its normally my job but one time she tried to surprise me. Thing is, burned eggs look okay on top so I basically walked into an ambush. Taste was in my mouth all day.
Its been a long road, but over the years I’ve slowly been able to forgive her by the power of Jesus Christ amen.
Heinz “ketchup” contains only 21% tomato. An overmarketinged piece of crap.
Are you sure they’re actually sausages and not ‘something else’ ?
God that Thomas Skinner is such a bore with a put on persona
Everyone talking about the sausages , what’s that orange stuff at the back of the plate
I don’t know what it is about our sense of humour as a nation but it’s just such a British response this. Love it.
Nothing wrong with those sausages. OK they were cooked several million years ago and have since turned into coal, but I’ve still eaten worse while drunk.
Were those sausages dipped im
tar or just napalmed?
Gonna be so real rn I bet I could cook another sausage on those sausages how cooked they are
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A pint of milkshake just seems wrong somehow.
Cook on the surface of the sun 🌞 lol
Triple cooked
Once you’ve had black…..
Were the sausages cooked in mount Etna
BBC right there….. bangers badly cremated….
2 minutes, Turkish
Think we should have a minutes silence for that scrambled egg…
The first time I tasted a burned fried egg was when my wife made a fry up. Its normally my job but one time she tried to surprise me. Thing is, burned eggs look okay on top so I basically walked into an ambush. Taste was in my mouth all day.
Its been a long road, but over the years I’ve slowly been able to forgive her by the power of Jesus Christ amen.
Heinz “ketchup” contains only 21% tomato. An overmarketinged piece of crap.
[https://www.bbc.com/news/business-34052147](https://www.bbc.com/news/business-34052147)
Are you sure they’re actually sausages and not ‘something else’ ?
God that Thomas Skinner is such a bore with a put on persona
Everyone talking about the sausages , what’s that orange stuff at the back of the plate
I don’t know what it is about our sense of humour as a nation but it’s just such a British response this. Love it.
Nothing wrong with those sausages. OK they were cooked several million years ago and have since turned into coal, but I’ve still eaten worse while drunk.
Were those sausages dipped im
tar or just napalmed?
Gonna be so real rn I bet I could cook another sausage on those sausages how cooked they are
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