Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.

It’s the penultimate episode of the series. The final five entrepreneurs come face to face with Lord Sugar’s most trusted advisors for the toughest interviews of their lives. Picking apart their business plans, familiar faces reveal naive numbers, excessive exaggerations and preposterous plans. In the boardroom, Lord Sugar selects his finalists.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Day out
Amber-Rose Badrudin Convenience store owner 2 Yes –
Anisa Khan Pizza company owner 2 Yes –
Aoibheann Walsh Hair and beauty salon owner – Yes 2
Carlo Brancati Hair transplant consultant – Yes 3
Chisola Chitambala Virtual assistant company owner 2 Yes –
Dean Franklin Air conditioning company owner 1 Yes –
Emma Rothwell Online gift store owner – Yes 1
Emma Street Corporate project manager 1 Yes 8
Frederick Afrifa Motivational speaker – Yes 7
Dr Jana Denzel Cosmetic dentist 1 Yes 5
Jonny Heaver Tutoring company owner – Yes 6
Jordan Dargan Animation entrepreneur 2 Yes –
Keir Shave Telemarking company owner 1 Yes 7
Liam Snellin Workwear brand owner 2 Yes 10
Max England Senior account manager 1 Yes 9
Melica Moshiri Tech recruitment company owner 1 Yes 8
Mia Collins Meal prep entrepreneur 2 Yes 10
Nadia Suliaman Knightsbridge salon chain owner 1 Yes 4

by StardustOasis

21 comments

  1. Ah, the Final Five.

    All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again

  6. I wonder which interviewer will cause Jordan to leap across the table with his “mad eyes”

  7. Still can’t believe they made that awful skirt last week 😂

  9. a pizza company – wow, no one has done that before, what next retro sweets?

  10. Interesting. I thought they weren’t allowed contact with the outside world during the process.

  13. Sugar sees something in me… yeah, mate but it smells like bullshit.

  14. Why is Amber-rose doing a science experiment 😂

  16. Are the businesses always this shit? I can’t tell if this is a particularly shit year or it’s just because I hate all of the candidates

  18. Air conditioning is the future – nah, mate, i’ll just open a window.

  19. Out of all the businesses, the only one I’d have been willing to invest in, would have been the dentist. But he quit.

  20. Chisola got an audition for Moon Knight after the interview?

  21. Why is Dean dressed like an 1980’s James Bond villian? All that’s missing is the white cat!

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