Little Hans, the future of Europe 🇩🇪🇪🇺



by dieSpaghettiCarbona

26 comments
  1. Recieved the Verwaltungsfachwirt diploma before enrolling in primary school

  2. Keep cheering for his niche interest, or he might chance into an elon one day

  3. truly german. will certainly have as hobby playin farming simulator

  4. Kids are annoying at the best of times, but being German somehow takes it up another level.

  5. I read “bzw” as “by ze vay”

    EDIT: thanks for the German tips 🙂

  6. ![gif](giphy|h2FszxG9nfRErRJjNl|downsized)

    G.I.G.A.C.H.A.D.

    (Grand intimidator, genuinely authentic, completely himself, and dominating)

  7. The worst crime Germans ever comitted (and I won’t back down) was to use abbreviations with mixed upper and lower case, such as (and please forgive me for even uttering these):

    gGmbH, MwSt or PzKpfw

    ![gif](giphy|THlJYvzx9Q0hqCS70k)

  8. Hans has invented yet another way to torture his autistic kids

  9. I love that a German’s idea of peak Saturday evening entertainment is just watching fellow autists memorize useless crap and regurgitate it on TV.

  10. Funny how he already looks like a German boomer who works for the government

  11. Holy shit, now I understand why y’all keep saying we’re kinda autistic

    Gotta be honest though, I only knew about half of them, I am in awe of this lad

  12. It‘s a shame they didn‘t subtitle his answers, otherwise you would have the pleasure of enjoying some of the most beautiful German words this language has to offer like Arbeitsbeschaffungsmaßnahme (ABM) or Straßenverkehrszulassungsordnung (StVZO)

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