My friend got to Ireland a couple hours ago and immediately sent a snap of someone just carrying a swan out of a park

23 comments

1. Size of the balls on that one picking up the murder bird.

2. we domestticated swans in the 60’s

3. This needs a backstory

4. Swans are just aquatic turkeys, we shud cull them

5. “No luck catching them swans then?”

6. Free organic meat that probably “tastes just like chicken”. Breast, legs and the rest for soup

7. There was an issue in Limerick with Polish people eating swans if my memory serves me well

8. People are struggling, swans taste like chicken

9. Shocking really, they just leave them lying around for the taking.

10. In the UK prior to a 1998 law change, it was treasonous to eat swan.

11. They’re free, so you can just take the I guess

12. Saw this post on r/funny 8hrs ago by a different poster…..

13. It’s inflation ever since heating oil got so expensive it keeps getting stolen. A pissed off Swan makes a great guard bird. They a cheap to keep you can feed them kitchen scraps. And in the summer you can eat them.

14. Stíofáinín Éireamhón The Swan Hunter

15. It’s probably the owner of a local Chinese take away

16. We Irish just love takein an oul Swan home on a weekend night & treating it to a viewing of “the Quiet man” by a nice open turf fire & a mug of tea.
    We leave them back Monday mornin.

17. That’s dinner sorted

18. You put that swan on a lead!

19. Someone obviously thought the chicken breasts were too expensive.

20. That’s when the cost of chicken has gotten too high but you still need to get dinner ready

21. Happens.

22. That’s their swan, they brought it from home

23. That’s what we do beer and swam carrying