“Why are Europeans not buying our cars????” Part 3

by LTFGamut

35 comments
  1. You have to be a special kind of limp dick idiot to park that abomination there and think that it’s okay

  2. The European truck is for carrying goods and what not while the American one is for fragile egos.

  3. only those who feel the need to compensate buy cars like that…

  4. There’s a Volvo station wagon parked in one of the spots. That’s a pretty long car for European standards. Like: in Amsterdam (where I assume this is, because honestly who has a tram?) it would be hard to find a parking spot where your Volvo could fit comfortably. But this Volvo owner found a spot.

    My point is: for Amsterdam standards this is a pretty big spot, and STILL this Obesity Car is sticking out so much that it hinders traffic? Genuinely insane (and also the owner 100% should’ve seen it coming).

    I’m in favour of towing everything that obstructs traffic, but I think in these cases we should pull a Trump and straight up deport these cars.

  5. I drove quite a lot in the US and that monstrosity is not even that big compared with some stuff I saw.

  6. This reminds me of a guy that i know. Bought an american SUV.

    I pay 3,20€ of toll in a highway next to me. He pays 7,20€.

    He complains why he has a “normal” car and has to pay as much as a cargo van. I always answer that maybe he shouldnt have a bought a cargo van sized car that can only work as a “normal” car.

  7. When I tell you that “the bigger the car the smaller the peen” is NOT a lie, I mean it. Source : i’m gay and I’ve seen a lot of willies

  8. OK, this one is begging to be keyed and rotten eggs thrown on it

  9. Lel this is next to my house

    Always some ass douche blocking the tram tracks, but american cars take the cake

  10. I use my car every day but you know what? Fuck cars, all of them.

  11. Yup, that tram are just gonna have to drive around my truck

  12. Believe it or not, some Americans will actually say that having gigantic cars -and the cities built to accommodate them- is a sign they have a better standard of living.

    Arguing with Americans is like arguing with a goldfish.

  13. I wonder how we managed to get where we are, to move the shit we move, to chop the wood we chop and to live the way we do without the excessive use of over sized american pick up trucks. Will forever be a mystery. If you want to sell cars here, build them to our standards, like we do for you. The customer might not be King, but the customer still always is right.

  14. We’re really getting a crossover between 2we4u and r/fuckcars (that’s amazing)

  15. It’s always idiots that can’t even drive that you see in these things.

  16. Because Europeans don’t need cock prothesis like the Americans

  17. Damn, SUVs are becoming the new trucks.

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    ||Also fuck MPVs, crossovers and everything else that’s not a sedan, coupe or hatchback…||

  18. American trucks actually make the roads incredibly unsafe. Not only are the hoods to high to roll/fall over in case of an accident with pedestrians and cyclists, but in vehicle-vehicle accidents, they also have a much higher (lethal) injury rate for both drivers/passengers.

    The worst part of it all is that these trucks are so big and unwieldy, that they make non-truck drivers actually feel unsafe on the road, prompting them to buy trucks of their own, so they feel bigger and safer.

    They are outright terrible and we mustn’t ever make room for them in Europe.

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