Trump’s Nearly 5-Hour Physical Exam Raises Questions About His Health After Massive Bruise Saga

https://www.latintimes.com/trumps-nearly-5-hour-physical-exam-raises-questions-about-his-health-after-massive-bruise-saga-580544

35 comments

  1. Something exotic… he needs to be deported to El Salvador.

  2. It doesn’t take a Dr to diagnose him as being an extreme a$$hole. And this case is incurable.

  3. Have two filet-o-fish, a Big Mac and a super sized Diet Coke 3 times daily until symptoms improve.

  4. I’m lucky to get half an hour from a doctor during a physical.

  5. They discovered he has **carotenemia**, a disease that makes your skin orange.

  10. They X-rayed his head, but they found nothing.

    Dr. D. Dean

  11. It takes 4 hours to get him out of, and back into his girdle, and shoe lifts

  13. 2.5 hours for physical, 2.5 hours to get story straight.

  15. Don’t worry, he’ll put out a report saying he’s the healthiest man to ever serve as President standing at a totally realistic 6’2″ and a svelte 230lbs.

  16. All I know is that him being tied up for 5 hours this morning did wonders for the market.

  18. The republican party would definitely Weekend at Bernies this man.

  19. Of course he isn’t healthy. Mentally or physically. Look at him.

    Absolute disgrace, but not the least bit shocking, the WH planted a reporter question so that Leavitt could say Dear Leader is in ‘very good shape’.

  21. Don’t expect any accurate information from this physical. They will say he is the most healthiest North Korean dictator even if he was riddled with smallpox and ebola.

  22. My mom used to get bruises on her hands like that.

    She was 96 and died in about a year. No particular cause. She just ran out of road.

    Maybe that’s just what your hands get like when you’re running out of road.

  23. The propaganda of how heathy he is and has never looked better is telling

  24. I hope and pray all his medical tests come back with positive results.

  25. What are y’all talking about? All we’ll ever hear is how “perfect” it went. He’s in perfect health. Probably the best health of any President in history. In fact, they couldn’t actually believe it – the Doctor and Nurses all said “Sir, you’re as healthy as a 20 year old”. … and then , with tears in their eyes – they all clapped, thanked him, saluted him, and told him what a great job he’s doing.

  26. After an exhausting five hour medical examination, doctors were forced to concede that there would likely never be a way to remove President Trump’s head from his own ass.

  27. To paraphrase Mark Twain: I’ve never wished anyone ill, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure!

  30. I have a theory based on nothing, but I think he’s getting some kind of medical treatment down at Mar a lago and that’s why he keeps going every weekend. The golf is a ruse to get away with the treatments without prying eyes. His “physical” is most likely a treatment that he can only get at a facility and cannot not be done in Florida without it coming out. Everytime he starts talking about something that no one asked about is a huge tell, imo. I think he is much sicker than they are telling anyone. Just my two cents, which is worthless

  31. I hope he gets the best medical care RFK Jr. can provide.

  32. A Soviet man went to the same newspaper stand every morning and looked at the front page without buying a paper and left.

    One day, the stand owner asks “Comrade, I see you here every day without buying a paper. What are you looking for?”

    The man replies “I am looking for an obituary, comrade.”

    The owner says, “but comrade, the obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the front page.”

    The man replies, “the one I am looking for will be on the front page.”

  33. “My long scheduled physical exam” is trump speak for last-minute visit because something is wrong

  35. In all fairness, four hours of that was a colonoscopy trying to locate his brain.

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