Coming in pished and trying to dance with yer missus on a school night
Steven Segal is mainlining that Ozempic
Try that down the barras
It’s genuinely not like that. It’s a martial art that I have had to/been able to use in practice and feel comfortable with how I handled it.
did he aye, sensei?
Bullshito
Bullshito
Carraty
I thought cricket was the only gay martial art?
I had a pal from Glasgow who claimed he was a Para, knew martial arts and had even killed a man.
I asked him for a demonstration of his skills once and after bollocks like “I could really hurt you” and “we’ll have to do it slow so you can see what I’m doing”, for some context I’m a big guy and have worked the door in Glasgow, London (and most dangerously of all Luton!) To say I wasn’t in fear of my life is an understatement.
He proceeded to demonstrate like the bam in the video, there is even a physical resemblance between the two. He got very annoyed when I just kept laughing; he had obviously never had a real fight, and when I tapped him gently at one point, he stopped and claimed I’d really hurt him.
Gordon McHendry, you’re famous now pal!
Can somebody explain how people end up being the twat lead around and falling over? Like, what goes on in a person’s life that they’re willing to humiliate themself like this?
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do people not know what aikido is?
ufc has really shat on martial arts of late
WWE RAW ain’t got a look in to these pantomeisters. 😂
I’m not familiar with this type of performance, is it a traditional drunken form of dancing?
Say some gangsta is dissin’ your fly girl, you just give him one of these.
Ma granny could fight better than that and she’s deed
‘You’re getting pranced wi ya wee fud’
[https://open.spotify.com/track/4V43OriG9XOiGPPD1uuOyn](https://open.spotify.com/track/4V43OriG9XOiGPPD1uuOyn)
You know, Scotland has its own martial arts…
https://clip.cafe/so-i-married-an-axe-murderer-1993/scotland-its-own-martial-arts/
Aikido in the real world
https://youtu.be/skUgegwkX9I?si=Fqqa7wij58dqvt1a
Alright hen, you come here often?
It’s just all ma mad uncles.
Coming in pished and trying to dance with yer missus on a school night
Steven Segal is mainlining that Ozempic
Try that down the barras
It’s genuinely not like that. It’s a martial art that I have had to/been able to use in practice and feel comfortable with how I handled it.
did he aye, sensei?
Bullshito
Bullshito
Carraty
I thought cricket was the only gay martial art?
I had a pal from Glasgow who claimed he was a Para, knew martial arts and had even killed a man.
I asked him for a demonstration of his skills once and after bollocks like “I could really hurt you” and “we’ll have to do it slow so you can see what I’m doing”, for some context I’m a big guy and have worked the door in Glasgow, London (and most dangerously of all Luton!) To say I wasn’t in fear of my life is an understatement.
He proceeded to demonstrate like the bam in the video, there is even a physical resemblance between the two. He got very annoyed when I just kept laughing; he had obviously never had a real fight, and when I tapped him gently at one point, he stopped and claimed I’d really hurt him.
Gordon McHendry, you’re famous now pal!
Can somebody explain how people end up being the twat lead around and falling over? Like, what goes on in a person’s life that they’re willing to humiliate themself like this?
r/bullshido
I too like fairy dancing.
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