It isn’t just the cows and cars in Florida that suffer flatulence, politicians have it in abundance.
When are they issuing the arrest warrant for god?
The American federal government is chopping down millions of hectares of forests and encouraging oil companies to drill the Arctic….
Just saying….
Wow, so I can’t even use Jewish Space Lasers? Really unfair.
Simon Bar Sinister is not going to like that.
I’d look towards, Simon Bar Sinister or Mr. Burns. One of those chaps is where the soft-brained politicians should focus their attention and paranoia
Ok but what about Jewish Space Lasers
I’m so relieved! Because after watching this nonsense I’m absolutely certain this entire year has been some kind of fever dream, and any moment now, I’ll wake up in a timeline not run by a pack of moronic sociopaths.
Brilliant 🙄
Florida stupid is off the charts
So everyone working for a fossil fuel company will be charged with a felony?
Are we talking sharpie or nuke here?
The Onion couldn’t make a better headline–and the fact that this news station had to address it…yikes.
Cool, arrest every oil CEO.
Florida Lawmakers are as smart as a bag of bricks.
You hear that Weather Wizard? You don’t just have to deal with the Flash! Now you have to deal with Ron DeSantis!
So no more aerosol cans?
The house and senate are red, they have full control of MTG’s weather machine. What’re they concerned about?
Oh noes! Imma have to shut down the butterfly farm.
Does this mean that spraying vinegar up at the chemtrails will become illegal?
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Guess cars are off the menu boys. We did it.
What would we do without these vigilant guardians of fantasy land?
Rain dances are out the window
Someone contact Stewie and Brian
Cobra Commander would like to have a word with Florida.
Praying for rain is a crime?
No rain sticks at Miami spas any more? Such a shame.
these people are delusional
Gotta hide those cloudbusters and tinfoil hats from the gubmint
Sometimes you gotta just laugh at how dumb we’ve become
They’re all wet.
Does Trump still claim Florida as his state of residence? Maybe this means he can be convicted of yet another felony. Bring on that coal!!!!
These same inbred idiots outlawed [lab grown meat](https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2024/05/05/florida-lab-grown-meat-ban/73569976007/).
It isn’t just the cows and cars in Florida that suffer flatulence, politicians have it in abundance.
When are they issuing the arrest warrant for god?
The American federal government is chopping down millions of hectares of forests and encouraging oil companies to drill the Arctic….
Just saying….
Wow, so I can’t even use Jewish Space Lasers? Really unfair.
Simon Bar Sinister is not going to like that.
I’d look towards, Simon Bar Sinister or Mr. Burns. One of those chaps is where the soft-brained politicians should focus their attention and paranoia
Ok but what about Jewish Space Lasers
I’m so relieved! Because after watching this nonsense I’m absolutely certain this entire year has been some kind of fever dream, and any moment now, I’ll wake up in a timeline not run by a pack of moronic sociopaths.
Brilliant 🙄
Florida stupid is off the charts
So everyone working for a fossil fuel company will be charged with a felony?
Are we talking sharpie or nuke here?
The Onion couldn’t make a better headline–and the fact that this news station had to address it…yikes.
Cool, arrest every oil CEO.
Florida Lawmakers are as smart as a bag of bricks.
You hear that Weather Wizard? You don’t just have to deal with the Flash! Now you have to deal with Ron DeSantis!
So no more aerosol cans?
The house and senate are red, they have full control of MTG’s weather machine. What’re they concerned about?
Oh noes! Imma have to shut down the butterfly farm.
Does this mean that spraying vinegar up at the chemtrails will become illegal?
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