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by nedmonds87

28 comments
  1. Possibly the worst statue in Scotland haha. Not only is it an absolute piss-take of Scottish history, but it has the physical proportions of a Dwarf from the Hobbit, and looks like something an edgy 13 year old would draw in the back of their Maths textbook.

    Edit – I mean, fuck, look at that thing. Flat face, right arm twisted to an unnatural degree, torso and legs displaced. The legs are a good 30% too short for the body. No offense to any disabled people, but Wallace looks like he’s suffering some fairly painful birth defects.

  2. Didn’t that used to be at the Wallace Monument and they objected to it and got it moved?

  3. The people who signed off on this should be paraded through the streets. I’ll bring the cabbage.

  4. Whaaaaaaa. Get tae!

    My girl’s from around that area, we’ll have to go an visit 🤣

  5. He looks less “Freeeeeeeeedommmm!!!” and mair “Freeeeeee pairs eh socks fir a poond”.

    Did they have to add the name to the shield so folk would ken who it was?

  6. Never understood why they said “You know what? Just plant it inside Glebe Park”

    Like, was the goal to get Brechin City attendances up? Wembley has the arch, La Bombonera has the atmosphere, Glebe Park has the…dodgy statue of William Wallace?

  7. Look at the face aaaahahahahaha!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. I remember when that thing was at the bottom of the Wallace monument and they had to protect it with a cage 😂

  9. The shite cladding on the building behind sets it off perfectly – *chefs kiss.*

  10. Also, Braveheart was actually Robert the Bruce. Although I suspect that’s the smallest issue with this abomination.

  11. That’s not William Wallace that’s Nicola Sturgeon

  12. I’ve seen pictures of this for years, they usually just do a close up of the face at an angle that doesn’t make it look rubbish. I only just noticed it has another head next to his wee foot.

  13. And has a Sir Walter Scott invented kilt.

    Probably great for MAGA loving tourists though.

  14. Christ on a bike, I thought Ronaldo’s was the worst.

  15. The Aberdeen one dwarves that wee shite and is nae Mel.

  16. The eedjit that carved Mel Gibson as Braveheart obviously disnae have a sniff o a clue other than a hollywood movie.

    Even if he thinks Wallace was the true Braveheart he’d still be wrong.

    Insulting us wi his ignorance

  17. Absolute dog shit statue. The fucking sword is bendy as well never mind the fucked up proportions and face.

  18. Face looks like he is opening wide for the dentist to do a few fillings

    Dentist….’Please raise your ball and chain if you want me to stop’

  19. That’s no William Wallace, that’s just statue of your average Brechin resident.

  20. That’s not William Wallace! I am prettier than this man!

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