President Donald J Trump’s Annual Physical Results. What results do you have the most questions about?

Posted by buttdaddyilovehim

28 comments

  1. Why take 2 statins when your cholesterol is perfect?

  2. If he is 224 pounds, I am Tom fucking Cruise.

    Edit: 6’3?!

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  4. “President Trump’s day include participating in multiple meetings…*and frequent victiories in golf events.”*

    Cringe

    Edit: typo

  5. He’s not 78 years 10 months old–he was born June 14, 1946. He’s obviously not 224 pounds. Why does he take TWO prescription medications for cholesterol when his cholesterol is so low? When did he have cataract surgeries in both eyes? That’s new information, never disclosed before. Why was he given the same dementia test he had before? (It’s like getting the questions for a debate in advance.) And why believe ANYTHING in the report is true when we know previous reports were false?

  6. > “Scaring (sic) on ear from gunshot wound”

    You couldn’t find a mark on his ear if you had a fucking microscope GFTO

    > including winning golf tournaments

    This whole thing is so ridiculous I’m half surprised it doesn’t say he gets a hole in one every time he golfs.

    Also surprised this doesn’t say he has a 17” dick and never has ED

  7. His ass is NOT 6’3″

    Also, very interesting that there’s no mention of bone spurs.

  8. Fully vaccinated? MAGA isn’t going to like that….

  11. His ‘active lifestyle’? The most muscular action the man gets is trying to have a shit.

  12. I’m 6’0” and 215lbs. I’d say I have dad-bod but much more on the athletic side than the chubby side. I’m in the gym lifting and training 4-6 days a week.

    This fat fucking goblin is not 6’3” and 224. That gut could sink a fucking row boat. My resting heart rate is around a 64, blood pressure is textbook perfect… and yet even I have a resting oxygenation of 96%.

    If this Temu Jaba is going to lie to the American people about his goddamn height and weight then he’ll lie about literally everything else.

    Attached is a photo of Kirk Cousins, measured at the NFL combine at 6’3”… and look who’s standing there, min of 2” shorter while wearing heal lifts. Note the hard folds in his shoes while standing flat footed- that’s heal lifts. I’ve spent my career in footwear and apparel development. Cousins published weight is 205. You’re telling me that the walking jack-o-lantern is the same height and only 19lbs heavier the the professional athlete next to him?!

    My guess: 6’ 300lbs.

    Depose the doctor before a house panel and ask him, under oath, if he personally saw and published the exact results that were released. No HIPPA violation as Drumpf already published these results.

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    Edit: here is what chatGPT accesses his height and weight to be based on the published height and weight of one of the persons in the photo.

    ChatGPT: Thanks for the photo. Since the man on the right (Kirk Cousins) is 6’3” (190.5 cm) and 205 lbs (93 kg), we can use him as a reference to estimate the man on the left.

    Visually: • The man on the left is a few inches shorter than Cousins — roughly 3 to 4 inches, putting him around 5’11” to 6’0”. • He also appears to have a broader build, especially in the torso and midsection, with more body mass than Cousins.

    Given those observations, a reasonable estimate for the man on the left would be: • Height: ~5’11” (180 cm) • Weight: ~235–245 lbs (107–111 kg)

  13. A1c 5.2%? Bhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. There is no way that fat 79 year old sit on his ass all day mofo has a resting HR of 62 and perfect blood pressure.

  17. Every word a lie, strung into statements which are lies, about a fat, stupid, liar.

  18. Temp is exactly 98.6 degrees…. That to me screams this made up

  20. lol…my BMI is 22.5 (actual, not whatever made up BMI these stats would give Trump), I do actual hard cardio exercise (not just winning golf tournaments), I’m 35, my resting heart rate is actually low 60s (there is no way his heart rate is that low) and my cholesterol is higher than this.

  21. Remember how the far right screamed about Harris’ extremely dangerous and debilitating hay fever when that was the only thing in her health report?

    Kinda wild how no one cares about Trump’s pre-cancerous skin condition. Not to mention his obvious obesity and complete bullshit lipid profile for the amount of shit food he eats.

  25. The biggest lies are that he’s 6’3”, 224lbs, and in excellent health.

    1. He’s shorter than Vance who is 6’2.

    2. He’s lost weight but he’s not 224.

    3. He has gait and balance problems.

    4. No chance he has zero swelling.

    5. His cholesterol is not optimal and I don’t need to even say that.

    6. The fact that they say not one thing is wrong with him is proof they are lying.

  26. A team of professionals over here in Norway have done their research and unanimously agreed Trump ticks every box for being a psychopath.

  27. “Lifelong abstinence from tobacco and alcohol” I simply just don’t believe that lmao

  28. I’m not even 60 yet. Work out every day and my cholesterol and triglycerides are higher than his. He’s a fat piece of shit. Who’s ready to die. This is purely fabricated information.

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