Oldest Sitting President’s Physical Exam Lasts A Whopping Five Hours

https://crooksandliars.com/2025/04/oldest-sitting-presidents-physical-exam

Posted by Snowfish52

32 comments

  1. Something smells, in what world does a normal healthy individual have 5 hours of examinations?
    Old Joe Biden only had 2 hours.
    Something is definitely fishy…

  3. His diaper was stuck and it took a long time to get it off. The physical was only an hour.

  4. 4 of those hours were spent with Trump trying to pee into a cup. 45 minutes was spent changing his diaper a few times. After all that, doc was like fuck it.

  5. Got to add the time it took for Trump to tell the doctor what to write into the report

  6. Nothing matters once he and his sycophant cultists starting accepting alternative facts. Of course he’s sickly. Of course he likely has mental deficits. Of course a 5 hour physical is curious as is not releasing a full report.

    But it doesn’t matter. Bc once truth stopped mattering Trump won.

  7. Ronny spend abnormal amount out time admiring DJTs exquisite physique

  8. His report will tell us he’s the most fit potus ever, he weighs 215 lbs and he’s going to live to 150!

  9. Same dimensions as NFL WR DK metcalf.
    6-3. 225. 👀

  10. 1 hr of tests to determine bloods are bad – everything that should be high is low and vice versa. Drumf couldn’t complete cognitive test cos he didn’t get past page 1 claiming it was a fake and the laptop used by the clinician belonged to Hunter Biden. Then 3hrs spent trying to hide and spin the incomplete medical test into the results Iron Man might get. America might be scared of the word ‘woke’ but it really is time to wake up.

  11. We’re not going to get the truth anymore than we got the truth about his ear.

  13. The universe has to serve us our karma, and, apparently, this is it. But we haven’t seen the ending yet, so, hang on to your balls 😂

  14. “Person, man, woman, camera, TV!”

    “That’s very good, Mr President, but I asked you what day comes after ‘Tuesday’.”

  15. Didn’t we all know that Dear Leader would be pronounced with “Excellent Health”? (Or the doctor would have “Tragically fallen out a widow” the next day)

  17. They had to extract literally tens of millions of maga heads, shoved so, so far up his asshole. His whole cabinet and maga congress was crammed there, too. They were having a meeting. Finally, he was unblocked when they pulled his own head out.

  18. Writing a script and rehearsing the story takes time…

  19. Trump was in the back room napping instead of being examined and tested

  20. It took him that long to try to put the square peg in the round hole. Just like his economic policy. What a f*****g mutt.

  22. I wonder if most of his examination was just him talking on how healthy he is and he should be the doctor since he knows more than anyone else

  23. Can you imagine how dangerous Trump would be if he knew he only had a few months to live?

    He’d take us all down with him

  24. They had to find the brain before they could do a brain wave. That would account for some time.

  25. 224 lbs……yeah right. What a crock of sh@t. Also he’s not 6 3 either. It’s all lies

  26. They were working with Musk on upgrading trumps neural implant

  27. They had to remove all people with their heads up his ass first. They spent the next four hour signing no disclosure agreements or get sent to Nicaragua.

  29. That’s the point where they gave up trying to find a brain or a heart.

  32. They probably had to change him twice or revive him when they told him he wasn’t in peak physical condition

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