Welcome to Monday.

Whether you’re unloading passengers for Mordor in the red zone or the white zone, surely you can’t be serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

But while you’re at it, why not come in and have a chat – what’s on for your Monday?

by dexbydesign89

21 comments
  1. After years and years of point blank refusing to join the world of LinkedIn, I just find it cringe and full of corporate arse lickers and fake personas (no offence). I was forced into making an account, I don’t know how to use it and it’s frustrating me. I’m 29, you’d think I’d know how. I’ve become more and more out of touch with social media and technology 🙄

  2. Potato seedlings are up, carrots are up, raspberries and strawberries are going mental, blueberries are in flower and bush peas are planted out. My peppers are trying to flower already! God bless the wonderful start to spring we’ve had.

  3. In Eryri for a little holiday. Been here since Friday, been very lucky with the weather so far but it looks to be on the turn soon. Thankfully it held out on Saturday, where we did a sunrise hike up Yr Wyddfa [with the pup](https://ibb.co/s94LN97J). Beautiful stuff. 

  4. Four day week, which means it’ll be busy as it’s five days work in four days.

    Oh well, long weekend.

  5. We’ve been following the same sequence of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday continuously since September 1752.

  6. Getting suits measured for my brother’s wedding, then off to play golf.

  7. Short work week this week. Short work week next week. Short work week again in 3 weeks time.

    Temporarily set up at my sisters place whilst she’s away for the week.

  8. I’m off all week.

    Awaiting a delivery of fence posts and an air rifle today! Kids are shipped off for another night and we have enjoyed a childless weekend.

    New house is coming up lovely and I’m looking forwards to getting to know it better over the week. (2 weeks in).

  9. The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of rings into Mount Doom only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

  10. Taking my woodwork to a new Stockist at a very busy tourist spot, hopefully make lots of pennies

    Finished a brand new chopping board specifically for the place last night and when I showed my 6yo this morning his eyes lit up and said “That’s awesome!” So feeling pretty good about myself today

  11. The tooth numb stuff tasted gross no wonder it was advised for overnight but i think a few more days to my tooth stops being uncomfortable i hope.

    Got a meeting today which means saying no to the free cake as i started low fodmap today then making soup for lunch.

  12. It just took 3 engineers to fix an issue where a user had pressed F11. I’d be more annoyed but I’m the one who spent the longest working on it. Not a great start to the week.

  13. The wonders of the World Wide Web means I can be sat in a box room in a Spanish apartment about to join a Teams meeting with colleagues in London, Singapore and Sydney to talk absolute bollocks about a project

  14. Both of my routes to the office have major road closures and the 20-40 (route dependent) mile diversions have been declared as inefficient by my senior manager, so I’ll be WFH all week. Very glad to not have that stress this morning!

    I’m looking forward to explaining to people that I don’t get a bank holiday on Friday all week. I take mine next Tuesday in lieu as it’s less disruption for global working according to my company. Unsure how they measured that, as I have never experienced a Good Friday off while working there!

  15. Missing the weekend already, still not used to this job having lots to do in school holidays compared to my old job where I got to take all my Toil in the school breaks, especially annoying as my wife’s on school holidays. Then today dealing with feral children and project bullshit. Roll on the long weekend!

  16. Because of a bunch of lovely people on the complaints thread last week, I’ve booked to go overnight to a theme park. I have two weeks to wait and I’m very excited.

  17. My job is boring, pointless and undemanding but my life is easy. I’ve applied for a job which will be hard and rewarding, but half the salary. They probably won’t even interview me, but if they do, would taking it ruin my cushy life?

    Also, why is the pay for scientists in this country still absolute garbage?

    On the other hand, I’m going to see my whole family for lunch at the weekend and I am hyped. And I’m booking a honeymoon, and I have a job so things could be way worse

  18. Why is it every time I either have time off work or a bank holiday to look forward to, the week prior always seems to be the toughest, most stressful time lol.

    Manager is away this week so I’m covering for them, the team is smaller due to multiple people being on leave, so I also have to cover all of their meetings etc.

    To make matters worse, I need to take part in an external audit on Wednesday which nobody can give me a straight answer for what’s actually required, so I’m anxious as hell. One person says it’s simple and you just need to evidence specific things, another person said ignore all that it’s XYZ instead… I cba D:

  19. Back to work after a week off, thankfully we had great weather!

  20. Its term so i got two weeks off, but i have alot going on for two weeks

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