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Posted by PacosTacos88

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  1. This always bothered me in the movie. He’s not supposed to be able to tell a lie but when the lady says she is 130lbs (I believe) Jim Carey says “in your bra”. But unless she’s actually 130lbs in her bra alone, he would be lying no?

  2. When your belt and short sleeves are at the same height, you are officially a fat fuck.

  3. What is the size of that belt? 42″ or 44″? 

    Forget about the doctor’s report. I want to hear from his taylor. 

  4. “Air Force One, the big, beautiful jettage we fly in — jettage, that’s what I call it, more people are starting to call it that too. *jettage* — will now be named Air Force 224.

    Two-Twenty-Fore.

    Think about that. 224. It’s a great number, really, when you think about it.

    Not a lot of people can even count to 224, and I just happen to weigh that much, according to the medical records. The doctor said, the scale might add a couple extra pounds, and he asked if I wanted the official medical record to say less.

    He said ‘I ‘ll write 222, you look more like 218, but we can put 222’ and I said “No, 224 is a great number.”

    It’s perfect really.

    The late great Grover Cleveland was the 22nd and 24th president of this great nation; they said ‘no one could ever do *that*…’ and we did. Oops I did it again; Grouper Cleavage. Whatta guy. They should put his head on Mount Rushmore — that’s what they’re saying. Which is why I will be imposing 224% tarrifs on China starting immediately in 90 days, not today , but immediately back to the future.”

  5. calculating from videos of him with other famous people, i’m guessing 5’10”, 325 lbs. — he really is trumpty dumpty . . .

  6. He looks sane and fit to me. In fact I would say this picture should hang in the Colorado Capitol..

  7. The AI fan club art people do of him might be 6’3 and 224, but he certainly isn’t. He’s got his pants pulled clear up to his shirt sleeves, ffs!!!

  8. Muscle weighs more than fat. I’m pretty sure he’s on ozempic. If he has no muscle it’s quite possible.

  9. The body that was built by McDonalds.. You’d probably find Quarter Pounder DNA is his blood workup.

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