This List Perfectly Sums Up British Life

by m0nicaglitter

18 comments
  1. I’m sorry, mate, but this post just smells of weed, not funny at all. No, sorry, I shouldn’t, I’m just ticked because I haven’t had my tea and the wether’s shit. Fuck’s sake…sorry.

  2. What about “I’m good” no matter how you really are, when asked how you are ‘

  3. You can actually say all five of these in one trip to Tesco

  4. ‘Smells of weed’ has no place on this list. Putting it as first place is ridiculous.

  5. Between 3 &4 but depends on the setting. There are situations where 3 is immediately followed by 4 and vice versa

  6. Surely
    How the devil are you?
    Tickety boo or not so pucker?

    Smells of weed ????
    Seriously?????
    I have never heard anyone say that!

  7. I can say all these by the time I get to the end of the street

  8. “there’s one going about!” Whenever someone sees you with a cold/hurricane/sniffles/flu/aids.

  9. Add “oi, you alright” said with zero intention of helping

  10. Anyone for tea, in a British pub..?

    Also, it would be sorry pal, or sorry mate & weathers shit.

  11. I’d swap 1 and 3 tbh, although I do often find myself saying the first phrase

  12. the correct way to say 1.That’s a very potent cigarette.

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